BREAKING!!!! Kim Jong-un and North Korean Navy Set Off To Invade USA

[petros]

 

[Spade]

Re: BREAKING!!!! Kim Jong-un and North Korean Navy Set Off To invade USA

Where is Paul Revere now the Americans need him?

 

[petros]

Re: BREAKING!!!! Kim Jong-un and North Korean Navy Set Off To invade USA

Doing GEICO commercials.

 

[Spade]

Oh, alternate service.

 

[petros]

Public sector pays better.

 

[Goober]

 

[Spade]

Wonder how Palin would have handled Kim?
Sarah Palin: Paul Revere Warned The British - YouTube

 

[petros]

Subs too eh?

Wonder how Palin would have handled Kim?

She pees in the same ocean, yop, fer sure.

 

[Spade]

Nah, water's just too deep,

 

[petros]

NK hockey team in spring training. The goalie is the tiller.

 

[Spade]

She pees in the same ocean, yop, fer sure.

She can't see a Seoul from her house.

 

[petros]

She knows knows all about lost Seouls, redemption and prom hair capable hairsprays.

 

[Goober]

She can't see a Seoul from her house.

But can she see a soul?

 

[Spade]

Sure, she's nearsighted, not blind!

 

[petros]

Yop, there is sole AND halibut in Alaska

 

[Spade]

Poached and half-baked Alaska.

 

[petros]

+159

 

[Goober]

Poached and half-baked Alaska.

The last would be referring to Sarah.

 

[Cliffy]

OH, stop picking on Sarah. She has a great rack and knows where Alaska is.

 

[petros]

Is it great or does she just have a properly fitting bra?