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[petros]

That one isn't creative, it's a tax ruling. No chance of seizing assets. But if you never think outside the box you'll never challenge anything.

Put a check mark 'outside the box" and CRA will be on your *** like white on rice.

They are cracking down hard these days.

 

[Kreskin]

Put a check mark 'outside the box" and CRA will be on your *** like white on rice.

They are cracking down hard these days.

No need to cheat. If you file business expenses you can do what you need to do to get a refund.

 

[petros]

No need to cheat. If you file business expenses you can do what you need to do to get a refund.

You've never been randomly audited have you?

 

[Kreskin]

You've never been randomly audited have you?

I have been and I welcome it. It's a good opportunity to actually speak with someone at the CRA that can help you find more deductions. Embrace it.

 

[petros]

I have been and I welcome it. It's a good opportunity to actually speak with someone at the CRA that can help you find more deductions. Embrace it.

I have an accountant that worked for CRA for 25 years. In fact i spent the first 8 months of my existance in the revnoor offices in her womb.. I know all the loopholes that are legit and aren't "creative"(illegal).

 

[Kreskin]

I have an accountant that worked for CRA for 25 years. In fact i spent the first 8 months of my existance in the revnoor offices in her womb.. I know all the loopholes that are legit and aren't "creative"(illegal).

And now you have problems with an audit? Why is that?

 

[petros]

And now you have problems with an audit? Why is that?

Nope. No problems at all when i was audited because I don't get "creative"(illegal) and I don't care too mcuh for those who cheat.

 

[Kreskin]

Nope. No problems at all when i was audited because I don't get "creative"(illegal) and I don't care too mcuh for those who cheat.

Don't let a good accountant get in the way. The truth only takes you so far in business.

 

[petros]

Don't let a good accountant get in the way. The truth only takes you so far in business.

I should get a ****ty one and **** myself and the rest of the taxpayers over? I do just fine with my business because I'm honest.

 

[Kreskin]

I should get a ****ty one and **** myself and the rest of the taxpayers over? I do just fine with my business because I'm honest.

Ha ha, you think most don't **** the taxpayers over? You have much to learn about the financal world.

 

[petros]

Ha ha, you think most don't **** the taxpayers over? You have much to learn about the financal world.

It's a good thing that some (very few) cheat on taxes? If everybody paid their share, we'd all be paying less in the long run.

Thanks for ****ing all Canadians over. We appreciate it.

You must not be very good at running a business if you need to cheat to make money.

I'm doing fine without needing to rip off my fellow Canadian. Why is that?

 

[PoliticalNick]

Ha ha, you think most don't **** the taxpayers over? You have much to learn about the financal world.

I am sure the financial sector f*cks Canadians at every turn. If you do to it is nothing to be proud of.

I on the other hand file a simple T1 and don't bother to deduct even legitimate expenses or charitable donations. Then again, I can afford to do that, 2 or 3 grand a year makes little difference to my life. And I can be proud of paying more than my share.

 

[Kreskin]

It's a good thing that some (very few) cheat on taxes? If everybody paid their share, we'd all be paying less in the long run.

Thanks for ****ing all Canadians over. We appreciate it.

You must not be very good at running a business if you need to cheat to make money.

I'm doing fine without needing to rip off my fellow Canadian. Why is that?

I claim every dime I make, even the stuff I could hide easily. The CRA loves me.

 

[petros]

I claim every dime I make, even the stuff I could hide easily. The CRA loves me.

"Creative" claiming isn't something you get loved for.




Subsection 76(6) imposes a penalty upon a corporation, where a person knowingly, or under circumstances amounting to gross negligence, makes an incorrect statement or omission (false statement). The penalty is the greater of:

• $100, and
• the sum of 50% of the applicable tax that would be payable on the understatement of income and 50% of the overstated amount of tax credits claimed under subsections 43.2 to 43.12. The understatement of income in loss years is determined using the rules of subsection 163(2.1) of the ITA and is deemed by subsection 76(8) not to be less than nil

Paying double trying to squeeze out a few extra bucks being "creative" isn't worth it when you pay as much as I do.

An FYI for you. YOU and the rest of US are the Govt and you are not only ****ing over yourself, you're ****ing over the rest of US not the Govt.

 

[Kreskin]

"Creative" claiming isn't something you get loved for.




Subsection 76(6) imposes a penalty upon a corporation, where a person knowingly, or under circumstances amounting to gross negligence, makes an incorrect statement or omission (false statement). The penalty is the greater of:

• $100, and
• the sum of 50% of the applicable tax that would be payable on the understatement of income and 50% of the overstated amount of tax credits claimed under subsections 43.2 to 43.12. The understatement of income in loss years is determined using the rules of subsection 163(2.1) of the ITA and is deemed by subsection 76(8) not to be less than nil

Paying double trying to squeeze out a few extra bucks being "creative" isn't worth it when you pay as much as I do.

An FYI for you. YOU and the rest of US are the Govt and you are not only ****ing over yourself, you're ****ing over the rest of US not the Govt.

No, creative was the bike courier who made a case for food being fuel, and the CRA agreed. It doesn't have to be illegal to be creative.

 

[petros]

Do you ride your bicycle to earn your living or just claim lunch as fuel because it's creative?

 

[JLM]

I am sure the financial sector f*cks Canadians at every turn. If you do to it is nothing to be proud of.

I on the other hand file a simple T1 and don't bother to deduct even legitimate expenses or charitable donations. Then again, I can afford to do that, 2 or 3 grand a year makes little difference to my life. And I can be proud of paying more than my share.

I hear you, Nick and do the same but try to avoid sending it to the troughs in Victoria and Ottawa. Better to send it to Salvation Army, War Amps and the Terry Fox fund or even the S.P.C.A.

It's a good thing that some (very few) cheat on taxes? If everybody paid their share, we'd all be paying less in the long run.

Thanks for ****ing all Canadians over. We appreciate it.

You must not be very good at running a business if you need to cheat to make money.

I'm doing fine without needing to rip off my fellow Canadian. Why is that?

And the ones who do it don't do for long. Sheesh, I even got caught when I didn't mean to screw them. It was due to a Canada Post failure, I moved and I guess they returned a Tslip. Figured since they are both Feds I should have been off the hook.

 

[Kreskin]

Do you ride your bicycle to earn your living or just claim lunch as fuel because it's creative?

No I am not a courier. About half my income is made through the internet.

 

[Cannuck]

You need a tractor? Nobody in urban areas have muscles, a car, or truck? You're obviously no Archimedes are you?

You think a tractor is the same as a car or a truck?

 

[Goober]

JUST as I thought... who the heck makes those burgers but us Yanks. Then add the lard fries.

There is the this Fried Clam place up on the North Shore in Massachusetts... the best clams in New England they say... all deep fried in LARD.

WTF!

I like the clams in the photo.