You really should learn to read.
More would imply you've posted some, you've posted none.
I already accepted your defeat and apology.
Netanyahu To Obama: ‘Wait For What?
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Lol /wink ya. For sure hahahahhaha. Your internet battle Win lost is still intact. Your still undefeated.
What will you do when you lose your first fight? Turn into Mike Tyson lol
You take this shi t like its pro sports man.. You realise how sad that is right?
Well at least its fun for some of us who watch you go for a few houres , going on and on like this really matter's.
Lol You won it the first year.
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I've already lost many.
Nah, you're more like Mickey Mouse.
Not nearly as sad as your BS.
Reason I am the judge. I started the International Wanker Award and I was a shoe in for the 1st award. That also came with the lifetime position as Senior Judge. I am the only Judge, hence the Senior- just that added touch.
Lol !!!!!! Ohh~~~~~!!!! Mother fuker .. lol !!!!
****!!! I think you just made all this time I spent on here worth it ... lol I have not laughed this hard in some time. Lol
Hahahahahahahah
I'm glade you can finally admit that.. where making progress with you.
Lol
You still need to stay off the steroids though.
You're glade?
I didn't admit anything, please, take the advice so many of us have offered, learn to read and write.
Where?
I wish I could say the same for you.
What are you babbling about?
Lol about you taking this **** way to seriously remember?. Fuk don't tell me your starting Alzheimer already.
Yes he is Glade - With that special odeur de cour de ferme or this one and I am sure the translation is accurate.
Odeur de bull shxt
I do?
I remember you making that claim, but like all your claims, it has no basis in reality and came without any form of evidence.
No, but I'm sure that won't stop you from making more erroneous claims.
It seems to be all you're capable of.
You know they call members that do that trolls eh?
You mentioned how much time Bear wasted due to your posts.
Well I have to disagree.
Bear can wrap up a post, clear and concise with quotes in under 30 seconds.
Now you have to take the time, time that is needed to arrive at a complete thought.
Having read your posts I see that you have as of yet failed. Yep FAILED. Please keep trying. I suggest the mantra "I think I Can" as that would be appropriate at this point in your life.
50 Ways to Skin a Cat
50 good ways to skin a cat
a compilation of helpful suggestions.
written for jessie: because she'll laugh and that's what matters!
also written for my cats: tempt not.
1. knife.
2. shard of glass.
3. small explosives.
4. teeth.
5. the power of prayer.
6. can opener.
7. unzip from neck to navel.
8. set a series of short-term easily attainable goals, resulting in skinned cat. accomplish goals.
9. peer pressure, "all the cool cats are getting skinned"
10. whittle it off.
11. give cat post-hypnotic suggestion to get skinned every time it hears the phrase "is it hot in here?" later, say phrase.
12. rent instructional cat skinning video, study carefully, and apply what you learn.
13. tell cat pleasant tale about a young boy who loves fruit. while cat is distracted by story, quietly, gently remove skin.
14. use your super samurai slice action!
15. try the classic 'toothpaste tube' method.
16. centrifugal force.
17. suddenly and severely frighten cat. try sneaking up and clapping cymbals.
18. marry cat. divorce cat. take cat to court for half of skin. (repeat for full skin)
19. allow cat to evolve beyond need for skin.
20. huff and puff and blow his skin off.
21. offer your own skin in trade. welch on deal.
22. vote yes on proposition 98. (the cat skinning law)
23. procrastinate. wait until it's almost to late. promise to skin cat tomorrow. forget. (this method works for me)
24. find a way to make cat so angry that it's skin falls off. (this method requires much persistence)
25. if in a horror movie, dream about cat getting skinned. wake up to discover cat was really skinned!!
26. try some sort of skinning machine.
27. change definition of skin to mean "read" and change cat to mean "this sentence"
28. press cat's eject button.
29. travel forward in time to sometime after you've already skinned cat. get skin and return to present time. triumph!
30. remove tab a(skin attachment) from tab b. (get it? tab b... tabby. never mind, this is way over your head)
31. next time you're cleaning 'accidently' use your powerful new suck-o-lux vacuum to remove cat's internal organs.
32. ask nicely to 'borrow' skin for just a moment.
33. dare cat to get skinned. if that fails, double dare it. finally, as last resort, triple dog dare it.
34. approach cat with scissors, assuring it you will only be doing some minor alterations to it's skin.
35. run in the opposite direction at the speed of light. (nobody knows why, but it works)
36. wait until opposite day and then don't skin cat.
37. write screenplay containing scene where cat gets skinned. get screenplay produced. perform skinning scene.
38. next time cat removes skin to clean bones, swipe!
39. invite cat to play strip poker. cheat.
40. destroy entire universe except for cat's skin.
41. simply click your heels together three times and say "there's no cat like a skinned cat"
42. tie one end of string to doorknob, other end to cat's skin. slam door.
43. wait until cat gets stuck in tree. call fire department to rescue it. tell them "only rescue the skin part"
44. lie and say you already skinned cat. grow to believe lie.
45. perhaps a clever skin inspector costume might pull the trick.
46. accuse cat of murder. collect skin as evidence.
47. using a magnetic hypersonic resonance decapacitor, deplete invisible bond holding together cat's skin molecules.
48. flood the cat out of it's skin, in the same way you'd flood a gopher out of a hole.
49. set phasers to 'skin' and fire when ready!
50. let someone else do it.
Most of those are malarky or would be too messy. How would you make kitten mittens if the fur is screwed?
In the inner circles of the Special Forces the rumor is now circulating that if Obama is re-elected the Israeli's will attack Iran. If he is not they will wait to see what Romney has for a Foreign Policy. Right now the one we have is called "Look the other way." Syria is still receiving US Foreign Aid payments. We still send money to Somalia too.
Oh my... I have failed at teaching a bunch of no life forum junkies a little common sense. How disappointing that is for me today LOL.
Lets sit and argue on the internet about **** that dosent even matter LOL, calling each other names like we are still 4 years old.
Keep this up guys.. TV can't come up with entertainment this good.