There is that too. Most fundies will try to justify it by saying they are the same story but to any objective viewer, it is quite obvious. But belief requires a suspension of objectivity.Why don't you point out, Cliffy, that there are two distinct creation myths in Genesis, written at different times by different authors and based on different interpretations of Middle Eastern tales?
It's a fun dance, though, you curmudgeon. lolReligion is the favorite subject of both Atheists and religious nuts...(go figure):roll:
And I have yet to see either one change their view in a forum.....
Both keep dancing the same endless dance which seems silly to those of us that take faith as a rather personal thing :smile:
The other side of that sheet has a pic of a Playboy centerfold on it.For some reason, visions of Santa Claus are going through my mind now...
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I believe you hit the nail that has been escaping me.MHz tries to fit reality into the absurd; others fit the absurd into reality.
Wrong. It's an opinion system, not a belief system. Disbelief is not belief. Atheism literally means without belief in a god or gods.It's a belief system. To deny one set of beliefs is to affirm another.
So if I told you about ithrgakdps flying in and out of people's noses all the time, and wrote a book about them, you'd believe it?I do believe in a creator. I do believe the Bible is more than a compilation of writings. I do believe Christianity transcends all other religions. Life does not begin at birth; why assume that it ends at death.
15 cubits is much shorter than the tops of hills let alone mountains. For that matter there's more than 15 cubits between this house and Kootenay Lake.Since only a minor percent of mankind is supposed to survive the judgment does that not fit in 'properly' compared to most agreeing on what it said and then losing that faith just before the end so the ratio can be fulfilled. It would seem to be 'kinder' to have most in confusion and increase that number to fit the final prophecised ratio.
Would saying 'freezing rain at higher elevations' cure the water/gravity conflict in that the 'rain at higher elevations' stayed there for 150 days after the rain stopped? How much fine tuning can 24 passages give to the term 'day of the Lord'?
Ge:7:20:
Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail;
and the mountains were covered.
Core analyses of drilling has gone back over a million years into the past in various parts of the planet.Even if you took the flood as a parable the information would still have to be there somehow and mankind wasn't keeping records like that 300,000 years ago.
I agree. Also, there may be some accurate facts in it regarding historical events and people that may actually have existed. But the original premise it is based upon is still a big "if".I agree that much of the Bible is picturesque language, but I'm not convinced that all of it is. For instance, an entire linage of people is carefully detailed throughout the Bible. How do we dismiss that? Do we assume the entire lineage is symbolic? And what about all the geography that's mentioned? Even some archeology suggests a literal accuracy regarding many people and places mentioned in the Bible.
I agree that it can't all be literal, but it's hard to assume that it's all symbolic.
Science traces human lineage back some 4 or 5 million years to a time when the human brain didn't have the capacity to invent anything like sophisticated language let alone names. And even before humans were human ancestors, your basic homonids, that go back to 6 or 7 million years ago. And before that when mammals began appearing some 480 to 530 million years ago.The Bible traces human lineage all the way back to Adam. So, are you saying that the lineage was real or symbolic? Can you understand what I'm asking?
Pretty much.MHz tries to fit reality into the absurd; others fit the absurd into reality.
Perhaps Genesis 1 is about the path the dust made and Genesis 2 is the path the breath of life took before they combined to become the first living soul. The version I like better is it is a reference to the New earth which will look just like Ge:2 describes it, 'lifeless' when Adam first arrives and in the new earth he would be the first one out the gate when the living water enters the new earth in Re:22. The new earth isn't an 'add-on' to compensate for changes in the original script.Why don't you point out, Cliffy, that there are two distinct creation myths in Genesis, written at different times by different authors and based on different interpretations of Middle Eastern tales?
Misguided would mean you have the 'correct one', you never go into any details so I can't comment on the details. You certainly know all the details in my version unless you forget all the verses that have made your eyesight go blurry. in our conversations.I'm not confused at all. You are the one who is twisting things to fit your misguided interpretation of the myth. You are the one who is not only ignoring basic physics, but there is nowhere in the myth that says anything about snow or freezing rain. Be careful you don't hurt yourself twisting your mind into a pretzel with your convoluted thinking processes.
Not really, in this case the truth is stranger than fiction. Here is an example. Just last post I said that Ge;2 could be describing the New Earth and how it looked after that fire from heaven comes down in Re:20. Since New Jerusalem descends to that same place just one chapter later is it safe to assume that it is desolate, tilling the soil is letting the plants and such spread out the same as it does when it reclaims land from a natural disaster so it is not labor intensive, it is time consuming.The nice thing about MHz is that he knows it is absurd.
So why does a 'deeper investigation' mean that the whole thing is debunked. If the Garden was in the East of Eden then Genesis 1 could be how life came to exist in all of Eden except one tiny part that was 'reserved as a garden' and Adam was live according to Ge:1 and he saw all the plants and such grow in front of him but all on the day he was born on. If you find one version that is impossible you jump on the wagon that says they all are impossible. So be it, if you don't like my conclusions or that I have to 'water down' the flood that's too bad but it isn't a good enough reason to abandon the 'concept'. As it is, it does get refined, the ice/snow issue is such an attempt, obviously your scientific objections will be noted as soon as you make a few.There is that too. Most fundies will try to justify it by saying they are the same story but to any objective viewer, it is quite obvious. But belief requires a suspension of objectivity.
You seem to want answers that'll resolve the conflicts but leave the stories true, and there's just no way to do that.I've attempted to offer several sample topics that continue to pose a conflict with my reasoning as a "believer." The creation story, the flood, Hell, Christ, and the typical Christian mindset. I have other conflicts, too, but I threw these out there as conversation starters.
So if it started raining today and 40 days later it stopped would the house, the lake, and the mountaintop all get 22ft of rain?15 cubits is much shorter than the tops of hills let alone mountains. For that matter there's more than 15 cubits between this house and Kootenay Lake.
You can proceed to work your mathematical wizardry to show that 15 cubits means more than 8850 meters. Even better you can use it to show how 2 of 1.7+ million species, plus nourishment, excrement, etc. can exist for more than a month in a boat that's only 135 meters x 22.5 meters x 13.5 meters.
Perhaps Genesis 1 is about the path the dust made and Genesis 2 is the path the breath of life took before they combined to become the first living soul.
Misguided would mean you have the 'correct one', you never go into any details so I can't comment on the details. You certainly know all the details in my version unless you forget all the verses that have made your eyesight go blurry. in our conversations.
Nope. Water follows gravity. If it all turned to ice when it hit, your boat wouldn't float. http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/story/2010/07/28/hms-investigator-arctic.htmlSo if it started raining today and 40 days later it stopped would the house, the lake, and the mountaintop all get 22ft of rain?
In the winter could the 'rain' fall as rain where you were but as snow or freezing rain only at the higher elevations? What 8850 meters, are you thinking incoming flood and not moisture from the sky type of flood?
yes wizardry. How would you expect water to defy gravity?Wizardry? the earth is divided into 25% land and 75% water, if water is taken and put on the lad to a depth of 22ft then the water level will drop by 1/4 of that or 5'6". That didn't even dim the lights when I hit 'enter' so basic math is probably a better term.
lol And two humans are supposed to have kept the predatory ones from eating the rest? All the birds were always flying? Not one pair hatched, birthed, etc. to make more? Two people could shovel that much ****? Good luck getting some sleep.More like a year if you aren't a bird, coming aboard as babies would help and I'm sure somebody came up with the idea of waste going overboard unless they had a garden on the roof??
What? So you think the ark had all the plants thrown overboard into a net or something? Plants can drown, too you know. DUHWould plants survive better in ice or in water?
Nope. Ever seen floodwater?22ft of frozen rain would be crystal clear would it not?
Interesting. The Sky Gods were not happy that day, I surmise. Sounds like an alien invasion.Meanwhile, in India, the same conversation exists there, albeit regarding the Vedas, as we are having here. Hmmm, perhaps they are right?!
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Nope. Water follows gravity. If it all turned to ice when it hit, your boat wouldn't float.
yes wizardry. How would you expect water to defy gravity?
lol And two humans are supposed to have kept the predatory ones from eating the rest? All the birds were always flying? Not one pair hatched, birthed, etc. to make more? Two people could shovel that much ****? Good luck getting some sleep. What? So you think the ark had all the plants thrown overboard into a net or something? Plants can drown, too you know. DUH Nope. Ever seen floodwater?
Interesting. The Sky Gods were not happy that I day, I surmise. Sounds like an alien invasion.
Oh Boy! Oh Boy! I can't wait to see how he tries to rationalize all this. Should good for a few laughs.There are more Qs, too:
What about specific animals such as the Koala that eat only fresh Eucalyptus leaves? Or the Everglades Kite that only eats apple snails?
What about all the inbreeding after the flood?
Where is the fossil evidence?
What about freshwater and saltwater fish in a mixed environment?
What about animals that died on the ark? Did they forever become extinct?
Did Noah travel to Australia, the arctic and antarctic, the Americas, etc to get all the animals there? Did he also take them back after the flood?
If the first rainbow occurred after the flood, how did optics work before that?
Where did the animals for the burnt offering come from if there were only two of each still alive?
Did all the other animals (minus two for each species) deserve to die as well as the humans?
What about the stench from all the excrement? Persistent exposure to ammonia, methane and hydrogen sulfide is toxic when inhaled.
Sorry, but the Noah's ark tale flies like a lead pig.