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CDNBear

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Sep 24, 2006
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Ewwwwww! Elbow fat!

6 kids.

Hmmm, a little elbow fat v. to many plastic parts?

I think I'll take the elbow fat thanks.
 

SLM

The Velvet Hammer
Mar 5, 2011
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Thank you...

What can I say, I prefer women that are natural, void of plastic, silicon, saline and collagen.

No, thank you.

As woman who is natural, void of plastic, silicon, saline and collagen, it is nice to know someone does appreciate us.
 

Locutus

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Jun 18, 2007
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wtf? This a milf thread, Locutus... you would be need to be a necromancer to bring that old hag to life :p


Yeah young newdood; in relative terms.

Any woman that had a kid is a mother no?

The idea behind our exclusive gentlemen's society is to admire, grind towards and jones for, women that are old enough to be OUR mothers. Not the babysitter. For you civilians, we'll allow for 15 years your senior. Applying those guidlines will bring into effect a much more tasteful selection of non-jittery females. But for us oldfagg card-carrying deepweb members that seeks the best of the best, over 60 is the minimum standard.

Granny knows best.
 

DurkaDurka

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Mar 15, 2006
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Yeah young newdood; in relative terms.

Any woman that had a kid is a mother no?

The idea behind our exclusive gentlemen's society is to admire, grind towards and jones for, women that are old enough to be OUR mothers. Not the babysitter. For you civilians, we'll allow for 15 years your senior. Applying those guidlines will bring into effect a much more tasteful selection of non-jittery females. But for us oldfagg card-carrying deepweb members that seeks the best of the best, over 60 is the minimum standard.

Granny knows best.

Just busting your balls, you old codger :lol:
 

CDNBear

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She hunts, handles firearms, guts moose, and think the left wing fringe are looney.

I'd tap that on principle alone.
 

DurkaDurka

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Mar 15, 2006
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She hunts, handles firearms, guts moose, and think the left wing fringe are looney.

I'd tap that on principle alone.

I'd bang her as long as she didn't say a peep, probably need a gag ball and a gimp mask lmao

I wonder if Harper's wife gives a good BJ?