hope I can tell the difference from their usual wild chasing and play, from the 'real' thing. lol
the dog will probably sleep thru it, he is old now, bad hearing and all, he'll not know what hit
him.
The End of the World is Coming
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hope I can tell the difference from their usual wild chasing and play, from the 'real' thing. lol
the dog will probably sleep thru it, he is old now, bad hearing and all, he'll not know what hit
him.
Oh God I just realized all the things we hold near and dear will no longer be part of our lives.
Santa will retire, and he won't becoming this Christmas. Now I also have a tree stand that
is of no value and I bought a new one last year. The price of gas will drop, causing Albertans
to run low on reserves.
No more tooth fairy either, Christ will also screw up the NHL playoffs, and Saskatchewan
will not get another chance for winning a Grey Cup. I find it really inconsiderate of Christ to
come back after all these years and just push his weight around. He didn't seem to care for
over 2000 years and just when we started to work our way out of a recession. I will bet that
Harper is nervous the House hasn't opened yet. The man finally wins a majority and Christ
say, "Oh for God's sake this is enough."
So I have a question, the preacher says there will be whaling and gnashing of teeth, this will cause
so many dental problems, do we Nash our teeth, or scream and cry first? It is all so confusing.
If we are going to hell how do we get there? Is there bus service? As for heaven we are
supposed to be picked up and taken into the air, I do hope not by birds of prey.
I still can't believe there are people out there who believe this stuff and I can't believe Christ would
leave us without any direction signs as to where to go and how to get there, most inconsiderate,
seeing as he is disrupting our lives.
Santa will retire, and he won't becoming this Christmas. Now I also have a tree stand that
is of no value and I bought a new one last year. The price of gas will drop, causing Albertans
to run low on reserves.
No more tooth fairy either, Christ will also screw up the NHL playoffs, and Saskatchewan
will not get another chance for winning a Grey Cup. I find it really inconsiderate of Christ to
come back after all these years and just push his weight around. He didn't seem to care for
over 2000 years and just when we started to work our way out of a recession. I will bet that
Harper is nervous the House hasn't opened yet. The man finally wins a majority and Christ
say, "Oh for God's sake this is enough."
So I have a question, the preacher says there will be whaling and gnashing of teeth, this will cause
so many dental problems, do we Nash our teeth, or scream and cry first? It is all so confusing.
If we are going to hell how do we get there? Is there bus service? As for heaven we are
supposed to be picked up and taken into the air, I do hope not by birds of prey.
I still can't believe there are people out there who believe this stuff and I can't believe Christ would
leave us without any direction signs as to where to go and how to get there, most inconsiderate,
seeing as he is disrupting our lives.
yeah, and santa won't even be in hell where the rest of us are, he'll be 'up' there in
the clouds with the angels and perfection, oh well it seems kind of boring up there,
nothing to do but be good and obey obey obey, same ole, same ole.
I'll bid 3 bucks but you gotta get it here before 6pm tomorrow.
Depending on which direction you are destined to travel when it all ends they might have beer on the bus.
I always thought the portrayal of heaven and hell were fraudulent. Heaven is going to be full of parties and rock concerts and hell is going to be sitting around listening to f*cking harp music forever.
Oh, I'm not taking the bus. After the trip I had here on earth, I'm getting first class all the way. Amen. Peace be with you. Etc.
Did anyone see the Sopranos where Christopher got shot and thought he died and went to hell?
Did anyone see the Sopranos where Christopher got shot and thought he died and went to hell?
This is truly the end for us all, they will take away your car and make you ride public transit.
God has a monthly pass just for you. I will take the two dollars for the tree stand but he is
going to destroy all the trees, If God is going to destroy the earth, he sure as hell doesn't
think much about the environment does he. Has anyone told him that fire will cause global
warming. What a wasteful guy
God has a monthly pass just for you. I will take the two dollars for the tree stand but he is
going to destroy all the trees, If God is going to destroy the earth, he sure as hell doesn't
think much about the environment does he. Has anyone told him that fire will cause global
warming. What a wasteful guy
oh no, you mean i've been acting normal all this time for nothing, when I could have been praying
and kneeling and pretending to be perfect? jeesh, harp music, really?- -
god all mighty, how does that sound - do you think thats a good place to start?
boy i've got a lot of sucking up to do.
maybe it will be flute music, I don't mind the flute. !!!! yeah, i'll take my chances. lol
On the way home tonight I saw a guy riding an ass down main street. I ducked up a side street just in case. I wanna have a good nights sleep so I am fresh for the journey tomorrow.
Ok, its May 21st now, do I have to stay up all night waiting or can we get this f*cking thing over with early.