Centers for Disease Control tells Americans how to prepare for zombies

SLM

SLM

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Thank god somebody is finally on top of this! Now I can sleep at night. :)

The article says the purpose of it is to get people's attention so they can then convey practical emergency preparedness advice. Flood, fire or zombie, it is important to know your escape routes.

I think it's kind of cute, in a funny sort of way.
 
petros

petros

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Did they really get that many Haitian refugees after the quake that they have to be prepared? What will we do if they cut the Mormons loose on us? Do you repel Mormons the same way you do Zombies or is there a different technque and escape proceedure?
 
SLM

SLM

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petros said:
Did they really get that many Haitian refugees after the quake that they have to be prepared? What will we do if they cut the Mormons loose on us? Do you repel Mormons the same way you do Zombies or is there a different technque and escape proceedure?
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All I know for sure is leave the screaming blonde behind, she'll only get ya killed.

Romero taught me that. :)
 
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You know, zombies move around and they eat nothing. Nothing can move around without energy, whether is a a life form or mechanical like car which needs gas to move. Everything that moves has an energy equation of inputs and outputs. No energy inputs, no energy outputs in movement. I think zombies relate to peak oil.
 
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