Petros, would you like to buy some miracle water? Not only can you drink it to cure chronic hypohydration, you can use it as a universal solvent. Please send cheque to Spade, General Delivery, Aether Island!
Reminds me:
There were three friends, all handicapped. One blind, one deaf and one confined to a wheel-chair. After they realized that medical science could not help their affliction any more, they decided to try the miracle waters of Lourdes.
They traveled there and they were astonished to hear about all the miracles. Ailing people cured. Deaf hear again. Blind see again.
With nothing to lose, they decided to give it a try.
First, the blind one dunks his head in the water, and upon raising it, MIRACLE, he can see!!!
Next, the deaf one immerses himself in the water and when he emerges, MIRACLE he can hear again!!!
Well, the one in the wheel-chair was anxious to go next. He wheels his chair in the water and when he wheeled out everyone witnessed a MIRACLE: The wheel-chair had brand new tires!!