Al Qaeda Doesn't Exist

Cliffy

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So WTF is responsible for all the I.E.D.s in Afghanistan?
Just Afghan peasants whose families have been killed by "friendly" fire. Collateral damage has a price. We ain't winning many hearts over there. Time to come home.
 

Stretch

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All this terror in the world is focussed on particular countries. The US, has taken on the task of being the world's policeman. As a result, all terror groups are equal and must be stopped everywhere ASAP. Can't be done, won't be done.
I'd be more inclined to say the us is the largets terrorist group on the planet.....
 

Johnnny

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The way i see it is that Al-Qeuda works is split into hundreds of groups that are to an extent operating on there own. You take the 2nd in command out from one group, that person could be replaced by the 2nd in command from another group.

Its a new type of war from convential warfare, they call it netwarfare. For you wikipedia nerds theres an article there for you guys to dissect.
 

ironsides

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Omicron

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Actually, it's got about 100 hard core members still alive.

Canadians are so terrified of their own power that it bends the mind what would happen if the US and allies were to feed that data to Canadians who want to get out of this war with honor.

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On so many levels I'm not going to tell you about, how about and what if the way we make it honorable for Canadian troops pull out is if we do something so embarrassing...

In order to get away with it, I want the ability to build our own jets back.

Obama... we will end this war with assassination of all the ****ing warlords if you can find some replacements to deal with the nut-headed population.

Aww... that's not fair... Okay... Obama... *you* end the war and we find people to establish administrative order.

Except there's something you're missing that everyone else in the Old World knows.

Those cone-heads living in Afghanistan are living there because all good-hearted people around them kickedc them there.

They are to Eurasian what Innuit are to Canucks... namely a bunch of bullies kicked into the hardest land. They didn't run away seeking freedom.
 

CUBert

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Aug 15, 2010
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Al Qaeda probably exists. I was reading some theories on this and one was that Al Qaeda actually translate to The Toilet, which makes no sense. You've got to really think the public is moronic to create a group and call it The Toilet, even in another language.