Breastfeeding Fatwa: Saudi Clerics Advocate Adult Breast-Feeding

[AnnaG]

I think Saudi clerics fell outta their fig trees too often.

 

[Kathie Bondar]

Indeed. If this had not been reported in such a reputable source, one would think that this is a fake news story.



Interestingly enough, I remember reading a puzzle on this subject in Scientific American.

A king of an Islamic country decided that what his country needs is more females, so that all men may practice polygamy. So he issued a decree, proclaiming that after a couple has a son, they must stop reproducing. His hope was that couples will have one daughter and one son, two daughters and one son, three daughters and one son and so on. So that each couple will have a maximum of one son, and one or more daughters. That way he hoped that the next generation will have many more females than males and then each man can fulfill his lifelong dream of owning four wives.

So the question arises, what was the ratio of female to male in one generation?

Have they not heard of China, where female children are killed, so they could try for another one with the dingy-lingy? I think we may have a perfect match here: pool these Arabs with the Chinese together and they will eliminate each-others unwanted offspring.

 

[Kathie Bondar]

If the woman's your wife I take it... I hope.8O

I ain't takin' no breastmilk from friends and relatives.8O

The trouble is a Saudi can have four wives (four at the time, changeable at his whim but not her's). None of these women have civil rights and if for any reason she don't want to be suckled she has no recourse.

 

[Goober]

The trouble is a Saudi can have four wives (four at the time, changeable at his whim but not her's). None of these women have civil rights and if for any reason she don't want to be suckled she has no recourse.

If I cannot have Pamela to bresat feed me am I now required to submit more names?

If so it will have to be either twins or triplets as we all know boys can be such greedy bugggers now can't they.

I will start on my list.

 

[taxslave]

If I cannot have Pamela to bresat feed me am I now required to submit more names?

If so it will have to be either twins or triplets as we all know boys can be such greedy bugggers now can't they.

I will start on my list.

Do those fake tits produce fake milk that tastes like plastic?

 

[Goober]

Do those fake tits produce fake milk that tastes like plastic?

Does it matter?

 

[taxslave]

I'm wondering how the women that are not pregnant or already breast feeding are supposed to produce the milk.

Does it matter?

Actually it does. I'm on a lactose free diet right now. But I do like your potential feeding apparatus.

 

[Goober]

I'm wondering how the women that are not pregnant or already breast feeding are supposed to produce the milk.



Actually it does. I'm on a lactose free diet right now. But I do like your potential feeding apparatus.

Well lactose intolerant or not. You will not find this delivered by the local milk truck - otherwise men would stay at home and more women would be sent out to work.