SJP
So you worship a fruit - what about vegetables - are they left of the table of your new found religious beliefs?
That is what God told me Goober, so of course it has to be true. I have mentioned it before, but let me mention it again (maybe you will convert to Applism).
God came to me one night after a thoroughly enjoyable b'bq, where beer flowed freely. He came to me in my sleep, eating an apple. He told me that there is only one Commandment, 'thou shalt eat an apple a day'.
Now, if God tells me that, it has to be true, right? Why did God leave out other fruits and vegetables? Well, why does Christian God and Muslim God regard women as second class citizens? Ask God. That is what a Fundamentalist Mullah or a Fundamentalist preacher will tell you. I tell you the same thing.
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