Does God Really Exist?

SirJosephPorter

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Has anyone here, had the pleasure or luxury to have seen god?

Indeed I have. God visited me one night and he revealed to me the only truth, the only path to Salvation.

There is only one Commandment of God. Obey that faithfully and you are guaranteed a reserved seat in Heaven. The Commandment is “thou shalt eat an apple a day”.

That is when I became an Applist.
 

SirJosephPorter

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And this is why I consider myself an agnostic on those days I care to think about the subject: I don't see enough evidence to support either camp of the debate.

But on to something else SJP said, if belief is what it takes to create a god, could I create one by choosing to believe and worship said deity? If so I think I'd try to resurrect someone like Bast, the Egyptian cat goddess... except I'd name her Pixie in honour of my current furball, who incidentally DOES think she's a Goddess or at the very least, royalty...

Sure you can make up your own God, why not? He or she won’t be any less valid than Jesus or Allah. After all, how do we know that the God invented by you isn’t the true God and Jesus and Allah are false Gods? We don’t.
 

JLM

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An why not? It wears well even for the 17th time (or 18, 19, 20th time).

Why not????????????? Because it's a very poor analogy, there has never been a Swiss person on the dark side of the moon, nor to anyones knowledge has there been a cow there either- unless of course you believe Mother Goose.
 

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Why not????????????? Because it's a very poor analogy, there has never been a Swiss person on the dark side of the moon, nor to anyones knowledge has there been a cow there either- unless of course you believe Mother Goose.

Your opinion only, JLM. I think it is a very good analogy.
 

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Why not????????????? Because it's a very poor analogy, there has never been a Swiss person on the dark side of the moon, nor to anyones knowledge has there been a cow there either- unless of course you believe Mother Goose.
We could send Sir Porker to the moon to keep track of the wandering cheese. :D He'd be in his glory, then. There'd be no-one around to correct his errors and he'd have a captive and idolising audience. lol
 

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We could send Sir Porker to the moon to keep track of the wandering cheese. :D He'd be in his glory, then. There'd be no-one around to correct his errors and he'd have a captive and idolising audience. lol

Since he was so certain about it, I was sure he'd already been there..........:lol::lol::lol::lol: