Wait until he finds out that Ireland (and everywhere else in the Western world) is far more Socialist than Hillary.
I dunno, about everywhere being socialist, I spent two weeks in Leipzig, you could drink beer in public and didn't need to wear a helmet riding a bicycle, as a matter of fact you could drink a beer while riding a bicycle without a helmet. Made at least 5 moving violations a day for the first week and never saw a cop for the first three days, and even then it was rare. I kinda like Deutschland. The UK on the other hand is downright spooky, kinda like they fought so hard to become what they didn't want to be, they're weird buggers.