The fact that I somehow managed to miss that one is almost enough to make me believe in a benevolent god.
Jesus is a Muslim
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It was a good laugh. Born Yesterday types play the movie in their neighbourhood cult centers.
In the winter, we'd have venison. In the summer, out of season, our parents would call it bear so we wee tads wouldn't blab to the Great Northwest Enforcers. I preferred bear.
Hay-zeus and Mo were both naughty.
Mo, The Buddha and Hay-zeus
Singing...
Looking through a stethoscope
Searching for Hay-zeus
But I found a heart murmur instead
So I whittled me a sticker
Made of algum
For his ticker
And I drove it through a puppy instead
But the puppy didn’t bleed
‘Cause he was sitting with Mohammed
Who was playing cards with several other dudes
And the puppy started barking
So Mohammed, he consumed it
But the Buddha, he just thought it very rude
“Mo, you just done did it,
We wuz sittin’ all together,
‘I’m feeling peckish,’
Wuz a’swirlin in my head
But you didn’t bother passin’ that puppy around
So I’ll haveta eat a Christian instead.”
“You can do that, Mr. Fats
I got some soaking in a bowl
They’re freshly skewered using sandalwood picks
Go ahead and eat your fill
You’re the only one who will
They’re too piggy, and chock full of ticks!”
About then, silent Hay-zeus
Turned to Mo and slapped him briskly
Saying, “You’re good with circumcision and jihad,
But you just scarfed down a dog,
And that’s against your laws
If not for Fats, the Christian meat would all go bad!”
“Brother Hay-zeus take a pill,
I can do whate’er I will
One billion people invoke my name five times a day
And since I am the boss
I will do whate’er I want
No matter what the hell your Infidels would say!"
Just then Buddha said, “Shaddup!
Have some respect for age and rust
I’m the oldest of us all
There is no doubt
I’ve got five hundred years and more
On either of you bores
Don’t get me mad and make me use my belt!"
Then Buddha started singing
He just loved that country music
And he said, “This is what life is all about!
Mo and me, we have no songs
That inspires much toe tapping
So I’m gonna sing my fave by Tom T Hall..."
His music was country; his faith was in Buddha.
In fact he had pictures of me in his house.
He never once questioned his daily existence,
Nor wondered aloud what his life was about...
2014 - Murphy
Tom T. Hall - The Man Who Shot Himself - YouTube
Mo, The Buddha and Hay-zeus
Singing...
Looking through a stethoscope
Searching for Hay-zeus
But I found a heart murmur instead
So I whittled me a sticker
Made of algum
For his ticker
And I drove it through a puppy instead
But the puppy didn’t bleed
‘Cause he was sitting with Mohammed
Who was playing cards with several other dudes
And the puppy started barking
So Mohammed, he consumed it
But the Buddha, he just thought it very rude
“Mo, you just done did it,
We wuz sittin’ all together,
‘I’m feeling peckish,’
Wuz a’swirlin in my head
But you didn’t bother passin’ that puppy around
So I’ll haveta eat a Christian instead.”
“You can do that, Mr. Fats
I got some soaking in a bowl
They’re freshly skewered using sandalwood picks
Go ahead and eat your fill
You’re the only one who will
They’re too piggy, and chock full of ticks!”
About then, silent Hay-zeus
Turned to Mo and slapped him briskly
Saying, “You’re good with circumcision and jihad,
But you just scarfed down a dog,
And that’s against your laws
If not for Fats, the Christian meat would all go bad!”
“Brother Hay-zeus take a pill,
I can do whate’er I will
One billion people invoke my name five times a day
And since I am the boss
I will do whate’er I want
No matter what the hell your Infidels would say!"
Just then Buddha said, “Shaddup!
Have some respect for age and rust
I’m the oldest of us all
There is no doubt
I’ve got five hundred years and more
On either of you bores
Don’t get me mad and make me use my belt!"
Then Buddha started singing
He just loved that country music
And he said, “This is what life is all about!
Mo and me, we have no songs
That inspires much toe tapping
So I’m gonna sing my fave by Tom T Hall..."
His music was country; his faith was in Buddha.
In fact he had pictures of me in his house.
He never once questioned his daily existence,
Nor wondered aloud what his life was about...
2014 - Murphy
Tom T. Hall - The Man Who Shot Himself - YouTube
You know you're bunch of religious people.
the thread ended at Dexter's post. The rest is all part of the fiction.
This musical interlude is brought to you by the letter 3 and the numbers B, L and W.
Making A Way: Grace Baptist Church Choir of Mount Vernon, NY, Live - YouTube
Making A Way: Grace Baptist Church Choir of Mount Vernon, NY, Live - YouTube