Jesus is a Muslim

B00Mer

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Your credit isn't credible.Ya dumb twat.

Dumb twat, Oh, lol, well I guess that's better than being a Low-Brow, Stupid, Moronic, Homophobic, Anti-Semite such as yourself.

Go pray to your diddler prophet, Muhammad Muzzie

Run along, run along little boy..

I'm guessing you're a prime example, Drakbeaver, of why Canada needs to revamp their lacks immigration, and block idiots from Islamic terrorist nations.
 

damngrumpy

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Actually I believe the historical Jesus considered himself to be a Jew
right to the end. He didn't intend to start Christianity he wanted to
reform the Jewish faith. As for a Muslim, Christ was the number two
prophet or is in the Muslim Faith. What is happening is a distortion of
the Jesus Trademark.
Then again there are so many Christian groups that don't follow the
teaching of Christ using his name to attract bigger collection plates.
 

55Mercury

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I knew some Hindus in NY who claimed Jesus was a Brahmin.
Jesus' second coming was as a hindu sacred cow?

hell, I wouldn't put it past him... Jesus thinkin' 'I'll fix you guys!'

and we'd deserve it, of course
 

gopher

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Jesus = Jewish radical liberal:


 

Blackleaf

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No, he isn't. He's Jewish. And I thought that was a well-known fact.

As for Islam, that wasn't formed by Mohammed until over 600 years after Christ's death.
 

Tecumsehsbones

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"Jesus was a sailor when hw walked upon the water"
-L. Cohen
I never understood that. Wouldn't the sailors be the guys in the boat he was walking out to?

But, I guess "Jesus was a hydro-pedestrian when he walked upon the water" wouldn't really fit the meter.
 

Tecumsehsbones

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"Viscount Nelson' is an anagram for "consult venison" It is our Deer Leader's code for how he designs foreign policy.
Now you've made me hungry. I wouldn't mind consulting a bowl of venison stew right now!

(I envy your anagramming ability. I wonder if that counts as a super-power?)
 

Blackleaf

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Tecumsehbones is an anagram of "become she nuts".

Blackleaf is an anagram of "a lab fleck".

Damngrumpy is an anagram of "ran dump gym" and "my damp rung".

Darkbeaver = A Raved Kerb
 

MHz

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The billboard would have been considerably longer if the list full list of who comes under His judgment was to be displayed.

Re:1:7:
Behold,
he cometh with clouds;
and every eye shall see him,
and they also which pierced him:
and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him.
Even so,
Amen.

Muslims would seem to qualify as the 'lesser' in the verses below and it would be Christians who God will hold to the highest standards and judging by just the last 500 years there will be more Muslims alive for the 1,000 year reign and (false) Christians.

Lu:12:43-49:
Blessed is that servant,
whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing.
Of a truth I say unto you,
that he will make him ruler over all that he hath.
But and if that servant say in his heart,
My lord delayeth his coming;
and shall begin to beat the menservants and maidens,
and to eat and drink,
and to be drunken;
The lord of that servant will come in a day when he looketh not for him,
and at an hour when he is not aware,
and will cut him in sunder,
and will appoint him his portion with the unbelievers.
And that servant,
which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself,
neither did according to his will,
shall be beaten with many stripes.
But he that knew not, and did commit things worthy of stripes,
shall be beaten with few stripes.
For unto whomsoever much is given,
of him shall be much required:
and to whom men have committed much,
of him they will ask the more.

I am come to send fire on the earth;
and what will I, if it be already kindled?

Re:2:3-5:
And hast borne,
and hast patience,
and for my name's sake hast laboured,
and hast not fainted.
Nevertheless I have somewhat against thee,
because thou hast left thy first love.
Remember therefore from whence thou art fallen,
and repent,
and do the first works;
or else I will come unto thee quickly,
and will remove thy candlestick out of his place,
except thou repent.