I see no reason why we cannot create the term zoofer.
An Act for the creation of a word (dress support for hangers)
Whereas the membership of Canadian Content deserves to have the terms for odd objects accessible for their use at their discretion, and such terms should be, from time to time, created where they do not exist or where their existence is in question;
And Whereas the membership should not be discouraged from commissioning the resources required, from time to time, to create words where such words may be deemed necessary to further debate or discussion, or where a reference appears that requests the use or presentation of a word that does not in fact exist;
Now Therefore, be it enacted by by Her Most Excellent Majesty, Haggis McBagpipe, with the advice and consent of the membership of Canadian Content, and the right honourable and ever-watching Board of Directors: —
Short title
1. This Act may be cited as the Dress Hanger Act.
Creation of word
2. The part of a hanger that supports a dress is herein to be styled an "oragamomagog", where there is one reference to one; however, where there is references to more than one, the group of the objects (more than one oragamomagog) is to be styled "oragamomagi".
Omission of previous word
3. No previous word making reference to the object or objects described in Section 2 (oragamomagog, and oragamomagi, respectfully) shall be held valid by the Administrators and Moderators under any context, except insofar as the consideration of such an alternate style may be necessary in the event of exigent circumstances.
Punishment for use of non-words
4. (1) Any one commits a crime who, on Canadian Content,
(a) posts a word deemed to be not valid by virtue of Section 3 of this Act; or
(b) attempts to substitute any word or term for those set out in Section 2 of this Act.
(2) Any one who is convicted of a crime as set forth in Section 4(1) of this Act is liable to be imprisoned in the torture chambers and henceforth tortured for a period of no less than one hour, and no longer than an eternity, at the hands of the Right Honourable Director General of Torture of Canadian Content, to be appointed, from time to time, by Her Most Excellent Majesty.
I was looking for the V For Vendetta series,but only found the last half 
