Does your wife have the name her parents gave her, or did she take yours? If the latter, did you disapprove?Your rightful name is the one your parents gave you. Rather disrespectful towards your parents to change it.
You must hate nicknames, enit? And people who go by their middle names because they don't like their first names?
Do you insist on calling every Michael you know "Michael," never "Mike" or "Mick?"
How about Robert and Jonathan? Is it terribly disrespectful to their parents to call them Bob and Jon?
Lastly, would it be possible to pound a greased pin up your ass with a 12-pound sledgehammer, or would it take a 20?
Nope, not quite lastly. One more question. What business is it of yours whether Margaret likes to be called Maggie or Peggy?