Great...another afternoon at Trent. Maybe I'll take a dip in the Oughtnabee as well. It might unmuddle my noodle.
Ha. At this time of year it'll do more than that to your noodle.:lol:
Great...another afternoon at Trent. Maybe I'll take a dip in the Oughtnabee as well. It might unmuddle my noodle.
Toxic Willy, what shall you sing?Ha. At this time of year it'll do more than that to your noodle.:lol:
Toxic Willy, what shall you sing?
Durka, I have a problem. I slept with this woman. I think it was a woman. Anyways, she did some really nasty stuff, and though she had a really lucid tongue and it was great fun, I have begun experiencing various rashes and itching all over my body. I don't want to broach the subject with her, because it is very personal to all involved. Anyways, long story short, tell Mrs. Durka I said hi.
Mr.Snowles, Mrs. Durka says hi. She advised me the rash is only the begining of your problems. According to her, she slept with a Turkish man at a Truck Stop, contracting your disease. Now, speaking purely as a guide, I suggest you rub lime on your nether regions, within 5 days you will feel better or your goods will fall off.
lol. too funny.Excellent, I am off to buy limes then. Some for my crotch, some for a pie. Now, hopefully I do not get them mixed up.
This thread is for asking Mr.Durka for advice on all of lifes trials and tribulations. Mr.Durka has studied side by side with the Jo-Jo Psychic Alliance. Please feel free to address your fictional problem and situations to me. If you are not satisfied with my answers, you can consult my middle finger.
No but it makes my toenails shiny.On the topic of shaving lotion, have you ever tasted Aqua Velva?
No but it makes my toenails shiny.
I met Jo-Jo in grade 8 when she came to my school with her sister. She said I was an angel....LMAO
You met Jo-Jo? You lucky devil.
You met Jo-Jo? You lucky devil.
Is that Jo-Jo Chinto, City Pulse News or Jo-Jo the Psychic Dog Lady?
BTW Dr. Durka I'm having a problem with my blood sugar. Does vodka and ginger ale help?
Ummm....angel actually. If Jo-Jo called me an angel, it has to be true. Ummm, er.....Right? :-?
I prescribe to you 12 ounces of vodka to 4 ounces of ginger ale. You will feel like a Russian in the morning.
Uh hum.........*tappin toes* Stompin on my side of the street aint ya busta?