Dear Durka:

[eh1eh]

Great...another afternoon at Trent. Maybe I'll take a dip in the Oughtnabee as well. It might unmuddle my noodle.

Ha. At this time of year it'll do more than that to your noodle.:lol:

 

[DurkaDurka]

Ha. At this time of year it'll do more than that to your noodle.:lol:

Toxic Willy, what shall you sing?

 

[snowles]

Durka, I have a problem. I slept with this woman. I think it was a woman. Anyways, she did some really nasty stuff, and though she had a really lucid tongue and it was great fun, I have begun experiencing various rashes and itching all over my body. I don't want to broach the subject with her, because it is very personal to all involved. Anyways, long story short, tell Mrs. Durka I said hi.

 

[eh1eh]

Toxic Willy, what shall you sing?

"Four and twenty Black label bake in a pie"

 

[DurkaDurka]

Durka, I have a problem. I slept with this woman. I think it was a woman. Anyways, she did some really nasty stuff, and though she had a really lucid tongue and it was great fun, I have begun experiencing various rashes and itching all over my body. I don't want to broach the subject with her, because it is very personal to all involved. Anyways, long story short, tell Mrs. Durka I said hi.

Mr.Snowles, Mrs. Durka says hi. She advised me the rash is only the begining of your problems. According to her, she slept with a Turkish man at a Truck Stop, contracting your disease. Now, speaking purely as a guide, I suggest you rub lime on your nether regions, within 5 days you will feel better or your goods will fall off.

 

[snowles]

Mr.Snowles, Mrs. Durka says hi. She advised me the rash is only the begining of your problems. According to her, she slept with a Turkish man at a Truck Stop, contracting your disease. Now, speaking purely as a guide, I suggest you rub lime on your nether regions, within 5 days you will feel better or your goods will fall off.

Excellent, I am off to buy limes then. Some for my crotch, some for a pie. Now, hopefully I do not get them mixed up.

 

[DurkaDurka]

Excellent, I am off to buy limes then. Some for my crotch, some for a pie. Now, hopefully I do not get them mixed up.

lol. too funny.

 

[Libra Girl]

lol DurkaDurka... I figure you'll be online consistently from heretofore nursing peeps through inane and er... dubious accounts of trials and tribulations such as have never been heard before. Good luck!

 

[Toro]

Durka

I have 32,867 reputation comments, of which 32,866 are red and 1 that is green because somebody thought they were sending it to ITN, not me.

How do I get people to like me?

 

[Meeshee]

This thread is for asking Mr.Durka for advice on all of lifes trials and tribulations. Mr.Durka has studied side by side with the Jo-Jo Psychic Alliance. Please feel free to address your fictional problem and situations to me. If you are not satisfied with my answers, you can consult my middle finger.

I met Jo-Jo in grade 8 when she came to my school with her sister. She said I was an angel....LMAO

 

[L Gilbert]

On the topic of shaving lotion, have you ever tasted Aqua Velva?

No but it makes my toenails shiny.

 

[DurkaDurka]

No but it makes my toenails shiny.

Nice, I can't say I have noticed any benefit to drinking Aqua Velva.... yetccasion5:

 

[DurkaDurka]

I met Jo-Jo in grade 8 when she came to my school with her sister. She said I was an angel....LMAO

You met Jo-Jo? You lucky devil.

 

[eh1eh]

You met Jo-Jo? You lucky devil.

Is that Jo-Jo Chinto, City Pulse News or Jo-Jo the Psychic Dog Lady?
BTW Dr. Durka I'm having a problem with my blood sugar. Does vodka and ginger ale help?

 

[Meeshee]

You met Jo-Jo? You lucky devil.

Ummm....angel actually. If Jo-Jo called me an angel, it has to be true. Ummm, er.....Right? :-?

 

[DurkaDurka]

Is that Jo-Jo Chinto, City Pulse News or Jo-Jo the Psychic Dog Lady?
BTW Dr. Durka I'm having a problem with my blood sugar. Does vodka and ginger ale help?

I prescribe to you 12 ounces of vodka to 4 ounces of ginger ale. You will feel like a Russian in the morning.

 

[DurkaDurka]

Ummm....angel actually. If Jo-Jo called me an angel, it has to be true. Ummm, er.....Right? :-?

There could be some truth to her words, you will need to confirm that with her though for an additional 99c/minute. :lol:

 

[eh1eh]

I prescribe to you 12 ounces of vodka to 4 ounces of ginger ale. You will feel like a Russian in the morning.

OOps. I didn't know I needed to wait til morning to feel Russian.

 

[selfactivated]

Uh hum.........*tappin toes* Stompin on my side of the street aint ya busta?

 

[DurkaDurka]

Uh hum.........*tappin toes* Stompin on my side of the street aint ya busta?

I'm not trying to steal your business Self... really. ccasion8: