Yellowstone just had an eruption

[B00Mer]

Place your bets here, place your bets! Which disaster will happen first, the Big One from Cascadia or the Big One from Yellowstone?

Cascadia earthquake

 

[Jinentonix]

Or the big one from sweat taking politicians with their finger on the button .

Ewwww sweat taking? Sounds yucky.

 

[B00Mer]

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[Jinentonix]

Cascadia earthquake

All righty, we got our first taker here. (Sorry pgs, I meant natural disaster). lol

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

Mother Nature is a Serial Killer

 

[Serryah]

....if the big one goes off

Go take a valium pill and relax

Point was there's no indication of a "big one" going off, so mentioning it was kind'a, you know, dumb.

 

[B00Mer]

Point was there's no indication of a "big one" going off, so mentioning it was kind'a, you know, dumb.

You really need to fuck off and get a life..

Don't you have a chemo appointment or something. Maybe you have had one to many and it fried your brain

 

[Serryah]

You really need to fuck off and get a life..

Tell you what, when you actually fuck off and get a life, Boom, so will I.

Don't you have a chemo appointment or something.

Why the HELL would I have a chemo appointment??

Maybe you have had one to many and it fried your brain

I don't think I'm the one with a fried brain.

 

[B00Mer]

Why the HELL would I have a chemo appointment??

Your rotten black soul and cancer runs in the family.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Every hour.

TNN (the Tard News Network) could have a new scoop every hour!

Faithfully.

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

I don't sweat shit that nobody can control. Thankfully, most can control their bowels.

 

[petros]

I don't sweat shit that nobody can control. Thankfully, most can control their bowels.

On the bright side, there'd be no vegans.

 

[Taxslave2]

Place your bets here, place your bets! Which disaster will happen first, the Big One from Cascadia or the Big One from Yellowstone?

Cascadia.

 

[Taxslave2]

Cascadia.

I sweat about a gallon of carrot juice a day worrying Vancouver Island will rise instead of sink. I need it to sink about 80 meters to have waterfront property.

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

I sweat about a gallon of carrot juice a day worrying Vancouver Island will rise instead of sink. I need it to sink about 80 meters to have waterfront property.

The risk of an ocean view or a nice view anyway.

 

[petros]

I sweat about a gallon of carrot juice a day worrying Vancouver Island will rise instead of sink. I need it to sink about 80 meters to have waterfront property.

No sorry. Its only going up and north. Around 30m N and 10m up. All at once!

Dont forget to hang a wrench by your gas valve.

 

[Serryah]

Your rotten black soul and cancer runs in the family.

My soul isn't as rotten as yours, Boom, which you kind'a proved with this post.

As for cancer in my family - it's in a lot of families. So far, I haven't gotten it and I hope I never do.

And I hope no one you know gets it either.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

One does not joke about cancer. It is never funny and shows a complete lack of class regardless of the context.

 

[B00Mer]

My soul isn't as rotten as yours, Boom, which you kind'a proved with this post.

As for cancer in my family - it's in a lot of families. So far, I haven't gotten it and I hope I never do.

And I hope no one you know gets it either.

Power. Leave me the fuck alone. I asked you a number of times.

 

[petros]

Power. Leave me the fuck alone. I asked you a number of times.

Power? Are you 12 stepping?