Karrie, "... I'm here whenever my man needs to pop in and blow off some, er, steam. I'm around to take him his lunch if he forgets it. And most importantly, I'm here to raise his babies while he runs around working. I spend the day at home, cooking, cleaning, and most importantly, basting myself repeatedly in wine to stay tenderized and tasty. ;-)
The ideal woman! She's basted, wasted, and ready to devour! As youngjoonkim and the Poets Eating Tasty Animals say...
HmmmmmmmmmmmMmmm.