Why do canadians hate americans.

gopher

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He actually believed in his ideals''

If only these stupid politicians and right wingers would only have obeyed his call to refrain from foreign entanglements, we would not have all these problems today.
 

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Hi gang, I'm back. Did I miss anything? Like maybe one of my countrymen coming up here to poop in your bathtub? :)

On a more serious note, Americans generally have a very favorable view of Canadians. That's because they don't know how terribly ambivalent Canadians are about Americans. But I do. I like you folks anyway. But I know you guys and gals because half of my relatives are Canadians.

I know your concerns about Canadian identity. I know your fears of domination. I know these resentments. There's something you should know about us. We are in the process of exploding on ourselves. And you guys and gals are too close not to be affected.

Edit: I have to add one thing. The British Empire saved Canada in the portion of the Napoleanic Wars called the War of 1812. It was Canada's protector then. A role later filled by the American Empire. I know. We all like to entertain myths.
 

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There's something you should know about us. We are in the process of exploding on ourselves. And you guys and gals are too close not to be affected.

Umm, if you are exploding on yourselves I sure don't to be in the same room as you.

But I doubt you'll get any on my window from there so I'm not worried....sicko.
 

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Edit: I have to add one thing. The British Empire saved Canada in the portion of the Napoleanic Wars called the War of 1812. It was Canada's protector then. A role later filled by the American Empire. I know. We all like to entertain myths.

It might interest you to learn Canada was yours all the while radar stations across our north stood watch for the Russian bombers you intended to shoot down in our airspace - so who looked out for who?
 

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Umm, if you are exploding on yourselves I sure don't to be in the same room as you.

But I doubt you'll get any on my window from there so I'm not worried....sicko.

The Canadian economy is fully integrated with America's. Canadian national defense is completely integrated with America's military. Canadian armed forces punch above their weight. But there are only about 60,000 Candians in Canada's splendid armed forces. That's what I'm talking about. Not bowel movements. The world is changing. Canada will change with it.
 

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Re: Why do I see you canadians talking trash about the U.S.

Thirdly, you discovered exactly how much of a bunch of "wusses" we were when you invaded during the War of 1812.....you'll notice we are still NOT part of the USA..


Oh c'mon. You're still going on about the 1812 thing?











This is said jokingly.
 

BaalsTears

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It might interest you to learn Canada was yours all the while radar stations across our north stood watch for the Russian bombers you intended to shoot down in our airspace - so who looked out for who?

The shared experience of WWII made Canada and America military allies. The relationship merely continued with the DEW line or whatever it was called. Btw, have you ever seen one of those massive radar installations up close?
 

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The Canadian economy is fully integrated with America's. Canadian national defense is completely integrated with America's military. Canadian armed forces punch above their weight. But there are only about 60,000 Candians in Canada's splendid armed forces. That's what I'm talking about. Not bowel movements. The world is changing. Canada will change with it.

Bowel movements? That's even worse than what I was thinking.

Must be all that Taco Bell.
 

Icarus27k

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in fact America has mortgaged itself to the point
where if it is not careful, it will become a third world nation.

"Third world", of course, being countries during the Cold War that were not aligned with either capitalism or communism. This kind of makes you point hard to understand.
 

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Taco Bell is haute cuisine in America. Run for the border.:) Haha.

Yeah, I've noticed....


 

BaalsTears

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Yeah, I've noticed....




You can find plenty of beauties like that at the Calgary Stampede. You should see some of the heifers that are related to me. They graze in Alberta and Saskatchewan.:) I kid you not.

"Third world", of course, being countries during the Cold War that were not aligned with either capitalism or communism. This kind of makes you point hard to understand.

Actually, America is both a First World Country and a Third World Country at the same time. Look at California as an example. It is what it is.
 

Icarus27k

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Actually, America is both a First World Country and a Third World Country at the same time. Look at California as an example. It is what it is.

I guess my point is: People are using the term "third world" wrong. Historically, the term just means a country not aligned with Western capitalism or Soviet communism. I don't really get the pejorative nature of it.
 

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You can find plenty of beauties like that at the Calgary Stampede. You should see some of the heifers that are related to me. They graze in Alberta and Saskatchewan.:) I kid you not.

Yep those Westerners sure are similar to youz guys.
 

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I'll have you know that my maternal family were homesteaders from just south of Regina. So let's be respectful to Western Canada.:) Sunrises and sunsets like no where else.

Regina's a toilet bowl! Anything south of Regina is plumbing.
 

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I'll have you know that my maternal family were homesteaders from just south of Regina. So let's be respectful to Western Canada.:) Sunrises and sunsets like no where else.

You're the one that called them fat....I just agreed.

Try a sunset/sunrise in Hawaii....magical.