What do you do for a living and why do you do it.

I think not

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Re: RE: What do you do for a living and why do you do it.

Colpy said:
I'm a rootin' tootin' gun totin' armoured car guard, and I do it because...........I'm crazy.

Used to be a school teacher (substitute). Hated it, and got paid $79.35 per day (with 2 degrees) for a maximum of 182 days a year. Do the math.

That was between 1991 and 1997. The wages didn't change in that time.

I like this job, I'm the boss once we leave our branch office, it's a very macho deal, I like the guys, and I've NEVER worked in an office in my life so.........

And I get to pack a gun.

I said, "Whoa, Dragon!"
 

Haggis McBagpipe

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We've been taking the dog out for long walks each evening, and we seem to pass by the bank everytime the armoured car is there. I have wondered whether they think we're casing them out, ha ha. Now I'll be thinking about an armed and crazed Colpy. 8O 8O

:lol:

<edited to correct the spelling of Colpy's name, I ain't messin' around with no misspelling of a gun-totin' Colpy name, let me tell you :D >
 

Jay

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Re: RE: What do you do for a living and why do you do it.

Haggis McBagpipe said:
I'm a writer,


What do you write, Haggis?
 

DasFX

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I'm a R&D scientist. I do it because money doesn't grow on trees. I got into it because when I graduated, a pharmaceutical company was the first one to give me a decent job and I've been `stuck' ever since. :(
 

Jay

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Re: RE: What do you do for a living and why do you do it.

Jay said:
I'm a writer,


What do you write, Haggis?



Haggis? Are you there? Haggis where are you....


Missing...one Haggis McBagpipe. Last seen chasing Zoofer around the golf course.

Reward (if Haggis is brought home safely): Zoofer.
 

Haggis McBagpipe

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Re: RE: What do you do for a living and why do you do it.

Jay said:
What do you write, Haggis?

Why, words, of course. :D

At the moment, I'm mainly writing stuff for a local magazine. I do work for doctors as well, and for businessses, that sort of stuff. Nothing exciting, no novel (yet). Have thought of dabbling in writing erotica, but that might be just a bit too exciting, ha ha. :lol:

Missing...one Haggis McBagpipe. Last seen chasing Zoofer around the golf course.

Caught him, too, and whoa, that boy is not likely to recover anytime soon. :D
 

Jay

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"Nothing exciting, no novel (yet). "


Well let me know when you do write the novel.

I've always wanted to write a novel, but alas, I suck.
 

Curiosity

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DasFX

An R&D guy eh?

Could you possible do me a favor and find a way for production of a completely non-fat ice cream which tastes just as marvelous as the really bad for your arteries kind???? Thank yew!

Just think of the possibilities of ice cream being a health food - and possibly a medication delivery system....Woo Hoo!
 

Curiosity

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Haggis/Jay

I believe Zoofer has gone MIA - unless the sun is shining on his special golf course this morning and he is wrapped around his favorite flag pin....

I hope some of the greenskeepers find him if he didn't make it home. :wink:
 

Curiosity

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Re: RE: What do you do for a living and why do you do it.

Colpy said:
I'm a rootin' tootin' gun totin' armoured car guard, and I do it because...........I'm crazy.

Used to be a school teacher (substitute). Hated it, and got paid $79.35 per day (with 2 degrees) for a maximum of 182 days a year. Do the math.

That was between 1991 and 1997. The wages didn't change in that time.

I like this job, I'm the boss once we leave our branch office, it's a very macho deal, I like the guys, and I've NEVER worked in an office in my life so.........

And I get to pack a gun.

Colpby

I feel bad for the kids you didn't have an influence on - I would love to have had a teacher like you.

The gun's kinda neat too tho.... :lol:
 

Colpy

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Re: RE: What do you do for a living and why do you do it.

Wednesday's Child said:
Colpy said:
I'm a rootin' tootin' gun totin' armoured car guard, and I do it because...........I'm crazy.

Used to be a school teacher (substitute). Hated it, and got paid $79.35 per day (with 2 degrees) for a maximum of 182 days a year. Do the math.

That was between 1991 and 1997. The wages didn't change in that time.

I like this job, I'm the boss once we leave our branch office, it's a very macho deal, I like the guys, and I've NEVER worked in an office in my life so.........

And I get to pack a gun.

Colpby

I feel bad for the kids you didn't have an influence on - I would love to have had a teacher like you.

The gun's kinda neat too tho.... :lol:

Thank you, WC, very nice of you to say.

Teaching requires a certain set of character traits, some of which I am sorely lacking, for instance the ability to take abuse from both above and below without either strangling somebody or imploding.

Teaching stressed me out so badly my back hurt all the time. I thought I was developing serious back trouble, then when I left, it disappeared. The pain I mean, not my backbone. :)

Stressed you think maybe?

I get such a kick out of those who go on about how easy teachers have it, without ever facing 35 hormone-over-loaded 14 year old kids for seven hours a day.
:roll:
 

Curiosity

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Colpy

Were you also a strolling teacher - going up and down the desk rows?

Because if you were - you were bending down constantly while on your feet - without support - while being tense.

I don't see how people can take on the class numbers and feel okay getting the message out there....but many do and I congratulate them. I am a one on one kinda person - making sure my young "victim" gets what I am trying to impart....That is if they are seeking knowledge from me about whatever....and I have some answers to give.

I am not a teacher, but there is joy to see a kid light up with understanding when you know you've opened that window. The rewards are huge. But for a price.
 

OpnSrc

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Hey all,

I am what is called a "Utility Infrastructure Consultant"...
What is my job description:
Technical Services: I perform duties of instrument calibration and repair of items, eg. Flowloggers, Ultrasonic meters, insertion meters, etc. I also perform "builds", I custom build ATV units with either flame ionazation detectors (FID's), optical methane detectors, (OMD's) or remote methane leak detectors, (RMLD's). Under the this department I also perform Below Ground Utility Locates.
Water/Wastewater Services: My primary department - I find water leaks on municipal water mains and contractor owned water mains and a variety of misc. service lines though traditional methods including but not limited to; electro-sonic acoustic methods utilizing ground microphones, correlator units and step testing. I also am one of a handful worldwide that specializes in Helium Injection Tracer Gas Testing on water main which fail a hydrostatic test. I also install pressure loggers and flow meters. If that isn't enough to keep me busy, I adorn my body in chest waders, rubber gloves, safety harness and gas detector and crawl into some of the nastiest places on earth - sewer sytems and install sensors for depth, flow and velocity studies. This involves some very dirty work and confined space entry - many ways to die or become throughly disgusted, I will spare the details.
Environmental Services: And if I am not too busy with those other things I help out in this department conducting air quality surveys, surface emission analysis studies, methane gas leakage detection and monitoring programs.

And if all that isn't enough, I manage a small crew, train candidates in the above departments and do most of my own marketing.

I don't get paid nearly enough, but there is something about being the guy that municipalities/companies call when they can't figure out a problem. I assist in providing "Life Essentials" in a safe way to a huge demographic of people nation wide. My job has taken me around the globe and my favorite place in the world is western Canada. I love my job, it is unbeleivably gratifying to do, I am always doing something different everyday.

Just remember the next time you hang a log, drink a glass of water from the tap, do your dishes or breath air.. someone like me... maybe even me... was there to make sure you can do it and do it safely.

Edit: Spelling mistakes
 

ladyjen345

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Hi, I am new to this forum as of right now.

I am a program coordinator for a non profit organization funded by the gov.

Nice to see a Canadian forum!
 

FiveParadox

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Welcome to Canadian Content, ladyjen234!

Always nice to see new people about! I am happy to see that you have immersed yourself directly into the forum, and making an introduction by way of a contribution — I look forward to conversing with you in the future. See you around! ;)
 

Sassylassie

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Welcome newbies. Opnsrc, wow impressive. I was so impressed with my ability to change my Screen Saver today, and than I read what you do.
 

Libra Girl

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I am an Artist, I work from home mostly, depending on what the contract requires. Most of the Art I do is is more aligned with craftwork than sketchpad and pencil/paints; occasionally I am commissioned to do portraits.
 

cortez

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i am a research neuroscientist- i work with hippocampal brain slices in tissue baths and measure composite aggregate neuroelectrical signals in response to patterned stimuli and how these are modified by various pharmacologically active substances( such a gaba-amino-butyric acid ( GABA ) and acetylcholine and many others) in an attempt to complete the neuroreceptor matrix map of the hippocampus- the part of our brain that is responsable for the incorporation of new memories and is one of the brain centers that fails in those who develop alzimers. i do it because i want to contribute to a material solution that explains how consciousness can appear to exist as a qualitatively different phenomena than the purely physico-chemical substrate that gives rise to it. as of late i have become bored with this tedious task and have resorted to the excesses of a lidquid diet- in my spare time seek out confrontational and surrealistic social interactions in an attempt to short circuit socially conditioned inhibitory neuronal dampers that i feel are despotically obscuring the nature of being.

ps- dare to believe