For whom?Vietnezuela. Sounds like fun.

Venezuela's Maduro 'ready to talk' as US ramps up pressure — BBC News
Following increased US pressure on the Venezuelan government, the two sides say they are open to talks.
For whom?Vietnezuela. Sounds like fun.


AI doesn't know their oil is heavy/sour and very very little light/sweet?Picture it: Uncle Sam rolls in, waves the democracy wand, and suddenly Venezuela is pumping sweet, sweet light crude like it’s auditioning for OPEC’s Got Talent. Overnight, America ghosts Alberta’s heavy, goopy sludge the way you ghost a Tinder date who says “crypto is the future.” Poof! Canadian barrels become the geological equivalent of that ex who keeps texting “u up?” at 2 a.m. Nobody wants it.
I believe Venezuela is also heavy oil (I could be wrong), so many US refineries are already set up for it because they’re set up for what Canada is selling…Picture it: Uncle Sam rolls in, waves the democracy wand, and suddenly Venezuela is pumping sweet, sweet light crude like it’s auditioning for OPEC’s Got Talent. Overnight, America ghosts Alberta’s heavy, goopy sludge the way you ghost a Tinder date who says “crypto is the future.” Poof! Canadian barrels become the geological equivalent of that ex who keeps texting “u up?” at 2 a.m. Nobody wants it.
Meanwhile, Canada’s still standing there in its prom dress (you know, the one called “no pipeline to tidewater”) wondering why Asia and Europe didn’t ask it to dance. Thirty years of “We’ll build it next year, eh?” and we’re still landlocked like a goldfish in a shot glass. Genius.
Fuel prices? Gonna drop faster than Trudeau’s approval rating in Calgary. America’s economy will be doing the electric slide while Canada becomes New Zealand with worse winters and a national hobby of printing money to pay Ontario and Quebec’s Visa bills. Those famous equalization payments? Consider them cancelled like Firefly. Alberta’s about to go from sugar daddy to “Can you spot me twenty bucks for bus fare?” in one oily heartbeat.
And the best part? Federal debt is now taller than the Calgary Tower made of stacked Tim Hortons cups. We’re so broke we can’t even afford the interest on the interest. But hey, at least the government’s busy changing the lyrics to O Canada so it’s gender-neutral while the economy transitions… straight into the toilet.
So light a candle, hug your roughneck uncle, and stock up on ramen. The 80s neon nightmare is back, baby, and this time it’s bringing hyperinflation, unemployment lines that snake around the block, and a loonie that’s about to be worth less than the chocolate it’s named after.
Alberta, welcome to the sequel nobody asked for: “National Energy Program 2: Electric Boogaloo.” Popcorn’s on you; we can’t afford it.
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