Vegans demand that village of Wool change its name

[Danbones]

To may or may not...that is the question...

Check Wikipedia for Newfoundland Town names.
They'd be years there alone trying to change names.

Yeah, then the newfs, after changing all the meat names to something else

would then have to change all the new fish word names to something not eaten by man.

I wonder how they will deal with terms like "Peggy's Cove"

 

[petros]

Dildo Run Provincial Park NL

That's a keeper as is Blow Me Down Provincial Park

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Dildo Run Provincial Park NL
That's a keeper as is Blow Me Down Provincial Park

In southwestern Virginia: Big Bone Lick State Park.

 

[petros]

I'm not surprised Big Bone Lick is in Virginia.

 

[Blackleaf]

I must say that I really don't cotton to the idea of Wool having to change its name. And I wonder if vegans plan to go after these towns.

• Alaska: Fox, Chicken
• Arkansas: Deer
• California: Antelope
• Colorado: Dinosaur
• Florida: Flamingo
• Georgia: Parrot
• Kansas: Partridge
• Louisiana: Trout, Pelican
• Michigan: White Pigeon, Wolverine
• Minnesota: Badger
• Mississippi: Alligator
• Missouri: Crane
• Montana: Anaconda, Monarch, Otter
• Nebraska: Eagle
• Nevada: Carp
• New Jersey: White Horse
• New Mexico: Coyote
• New York: Buffalo
• Ohio: Fly
• Oklahoma: Mustang
• Pennsylvania: Sturgeon
• South Dakota: Porcupine
• Texas: Falcon, Turkey, Marlin
• Utah: Beaver
• Washington: Elk, Tiger, Cougar, White Swan, White Salmon
• West Virginia: Duck, Man
• Wyoming: Wolf, Moose

And then there are Sturgeon and Beaver County in Alberta, as well as Shrewsbury, Buzzard, Oxford, and so on in Britain.

Maybe they'll soon start asking Nicola Sturgeon to change her name. She's been leader of the SNP and Scotland's First Minister since taking over from... Alex Salmond.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Maybe they'll soon start asking Nicola Sturgeon to change her name. She's been leader of the SNP and Scotland's First Minister since taking over from... Alex Salmond.

Heh-heh. Blackshirt thinks a "salmond" is a fish.

 

[Blackleaf]

Heh-heh. Blackshirt thinks a "salmond" is a fish.

Frig off, troll. Just sod off to Friggery and don't come back.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Frig off, troll. Just sod off to Friggery and don't come back.

Sad, ineffectual little twat.

 

[Blackleaf]

Sad, ineffectual little twat.

Twatt is in Orkney. Some snowflakes probably find that name offensive, too. Probably wouldn't surprise me if you're one of them.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Twatt is in Orkney. Some snowflakes probably find that name offensive, too. Probably wouldn't surprise me if you're one of them.

The truly sad part is that you thought that clever.

 

[Blackleaf]

The truly sad part is that you thought that clever.

Wwll, I am clever.

 

[Blackleaf]

I'm cleverer than you.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

I'm cleverer than you.

That's nice. Why don't you run and tell Mummy?

 

[Blackleaf]

That's nice. Why don't you run and tell Mummy?

I will do later. I always go round to my parents' on a Saturday night in autumn and winter to watch Strictly Come Dancing with them. I can't just walk across the field, though, because it'll be muddy and I don't want to get my good shoes all muddy. So I have to go the long way round, and instead walk along the footpath past Bishop Bridgeman C of E Primary School.

 

[Twin_Moose]

UK trying to list Vegan groups as terrorist organizations due to their violent protests in front of butcher shops, just heard this on TV news

 

[White_Unifier]

UK trying to list Vegan groups as terrorist organizations due to their violent protests in front of butcher shops, just heard this on TV news

We need a new word for the fanatically partisan type of vegan. Let's call them veganists.

 

[Blackleaf]

UK trying to list Vegan groups as terrorist organizations due to their violent protests in front of butcher shops, just heard this on TV news

Who do these people think they are trying to tell us what we should and shouldn't be eating? I'll eat what I want.

 

[Blackleaf]

UK trying to list Vegan groups as terrorist organizations due to their violent protests in front of butcher shops, just heard this on TV news

And there's the couple who gave their child rickets after feeding her a vegan diet.

 

[B00Mer]

Vegans can suck my ass hairs..

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Vegans can suck my ass hairs..

Nah, vegans stay away from hog lard.

Gotta admit, you set yourself up for that one, Boom.