UK General Election to be on 4th July

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Labour leader Keir Starmer and Conservative leader and PM Rishi Sunak have faced intense questioning on Sky News as the 4th July battle rages.

Starmer, 61, the former Head of the Crown Prosecution Service, who later became involved in politics and took over the leadership of the Labour Party in April 2020, is set to win the election in one of the biggest landslides in British history.

Starmer WILL become Prime Minister on 5th July but it's likely that Farage will be his Opposition.

 
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In his bid to run his country the former Head Prosecutor and now Labour Party leader Keir Starmer came under intense questioning by voters in Grimsby, Lincolnshire: democracy in action.

The former Remainer-turned-Brexiteer Starmer who has steered his party (slightly) to the Right is on course to win in a landslide and will be appointed Prime Minister by the King on 5th July.

 
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Starmer and Sunak clash on live TV in their bid to run the world's 6th largest economy.

Not long after, Sunak fucked up by leaving the 80th anniversary of D-Day event early.

Whatever your political persuasion, we know Starmer is going to win this election.

 
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The Tories have fucked up so much that they're maybe about to bestow the biggest electoral landslide in British history to the Reds and Communists of Keir Starmer's Labour.

Yep. That's one hell of a fuck up from a supposed Right-Wing party.

Cheers, fellas.

Here's where the Conservatives went wrong and why the Commies are about to take power:

 
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Election 2024

Mahyar Tousi:

Prime Minister in hiding in his Downing Street bunker

Tory Chairman Richard Holden falls apart on live TV

 
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New Reform UK leader Nigel Farage has declared himself the Leader of the Opposition today 19 days before up to 42 million people in England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland vote on 4th July.

Farage tells the country that his party will get more votes than the Tories and will be Starmer's Opposition.

 
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New Reform UK leader Nigel Farage has declared himself the Leader of the Opposition today 19 days before up to 42 million people in England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland vote on 4th July.

Farage tells the country that his party will get more votes than the Tories and will be Starmer's Opposition.


Why not just declare himself King?


(and because you are, well, you, Blackie, I'm being sarcastic)
 
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