I have a very good idea for you, my friend.Now, it is going to shock your system, so do all these steps slowly.,.
1.TURN OFF THE TV(Go ahead, you can do it..I know it is painful, but be a big boy)
2. GET OFF YOUR CHAIR(This means your ass must leave the security of the seat)
3. PUT DOWN THE REMOTE(It really is NOT attached to your hand!)
4. OPEN YOUR FRONT DOOR(That is that big thing with the handle on it leading to OUTSIDE)
5. LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!(IT can be done, even though there are no television sets outside-there are other things to see!)
6.GO FIND YOURSELF A GIRLFRIEND(Now, this will be a real person and not one of your "Hollywood icons"(as you refer to them). This girlfriend will be flesh and bones, but don't be afraid, real people will not necessarily hurt you.
7.IF FINDING A GIRLFRIEND IS TOO BIG A STEP FOR YOU RIGHT NOW, WALK TO THIS PLACE CALLED "LIBRARY". (Now, inside this strange building are these very strange things called "Books"(kind of like tv without pictures
). Pick one of these Books up and read..It will hurt at first to engage your mind, but with a little practice you'll be fine.