Trudeau shows off Clark Kent costume on his way into House of Commons

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

Lucky for us he'd be tasked finding a phone booth.
Could you imagine the mess he would make if he actually had the ability to blow money faster than a speeding bulle...

Sh!t...

Nevermind.

 

[Curious Cdn]

That's why I said he could fly around in jeans and T-shirt so he doesn't look like Clark Kent.

Maybe he should put on lipstick, mascara, a blonde bouffant wig and fake boobs.

...man of STEEL, honey! ...

 

[Blackleaf]

Maybe he should put on lipstick, mascara, a blonde bouffant wig and fake boobs.

...man of STEEL, honey! ...

That would be even dafter than wearing that lycra suit.

 

[Curious Cdn]

That would be even dafter than wearing that lycra suit.

In an American city? He'd blend right in. The lycra suit, though, would only blend in in the Gay Village.

 

[Blackleaf]

In an American city? He'd blend right in. The lycra suit, though, would only blend in in the Gay Village.

Those bad Supermen he fought in that great British film Superman II wore black uniforms. Again, pointless uniforms, but at least they looked tough.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Why does Superman have a cape? What's its purpose?

It's to baffle stupid people.

Ever wonder why he wears his underpants on the outside? It's cuz he was rocketed to Earth as an infant when the distant planet Krypton exploded. What with that and being raised by poor Kansas rednecks, he was in his 20s before he ever saw underpants. He's still getting the hand of them.

 

[Curious Cdn]

It's to baffle stupid people.

Hunh? Wadda ya mean?

 

[Blackleaf]

It's to baffle stupid people.

Ever wonder why he wears his underpants on the outside? It's cuz he was rocketed to Earth as an infant when the distant planet Krypton exploded. What with that and being raised by poor Kansas rednecks, he was in his 20s before he ever saw underpants. He's still getting the hand of them.

What's his cape for?

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

What's his cape for?

To. . . baffle. . . stupid. . . people.

 

[Blackleaf]

To. . . baffle. . . stupid. . . people.

So you don't know what's it's for.

 

[Curious Cdn]

So you don't know what's it's for.

[You owe me a computer screen, Blackadder!]

 

[darkbeaver]

I'm very disappointed in Mr Trudeau, all I can say is Fuk Off Justin Tounge.

He's licking the electorate into destitution.

 

[petros]

What's his cape for?

Bugs. If flying is anything like riding a motorcycle, it's for bugs.

 

[darkbeaver]

Where is Joe Who when his country needs him?

 

[Mowich]

In fact, there's no purpose for the whole of his weird suit. He may as well just fly in T-shirt and jeans, or something.

Good point, BL........trouble is he wouldn't look half so snazzy.....and well ......super.

 

[pgs]

It's definitely not camouflage. It's red.
In fact, there's no purpose for the whole of his weird suit. He may as well just fly in T-shirt and jeans, or something.

But he wore a suit to work .

 

[Blackleaf]

Good point, BL........trouble is he wouldn't look half so snazzy.....and well ......super.

He'd look super when he's pushing an asteroid out of the way of Earth. He doesn't need to wear a silly suit for that.

 

[Mowich]

He'd look super when he's pushing an asteroid out of the way of Earth. He doesn't need to wear a silly suit for that.

" It is known that Joe suggested the cape, because it could better illustrate Superman leaping and descending in the sky."

www.supermanhomepage.com

Joe Shuster, one half of the team that created superman.

 

[Jinentonix]

Nope. Don't begrudge Trump at all.

Uh huh. :roll:

Why does Superman have a cape? What's its purpose?

Because it looks just so f*cking super, man.

 

[mentalfloss]

Yeah, 'cause we all know that he was too busy at his estate in Southern France

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