Toronto Makes Short List for Amazon's Next Head Quarters

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Toronto the only Canadian city on Amazon HQ2 shortlist; maintains position as ‘centre of the universe’

When tech giant Amazon announced last year it wants to build a huge second headquarters, after the first in Seattle, it did more than kick off a continental bidding war among major American cities like Denver, Los Angeles, and New York.

It also offered Canadian cities, and even a few towns, a rare high-profile chance to engage in a favourite civic hobby — explaining why they are better than Toronto.

Winnipeg’s pitch, for example, boldly claimed it was the centre of North America, which might be technically true but, as every Canadian knows, Toronto is the centre of the universe. Sure enough, when the shortlist was announced Thursday, Toronto was the last Canadian standing.

The stakes are high. Amazon proposes to create more than 50,000 jobs and make investments of over $5 billion in whatever region wins the right to host it. One estimate suggested the second HQ would generate nearly $350 billion in total spending. Amazon says its investments in Seattle from 2010 to 2016 added $38 billion to the city’s economy.

But the risks are also high. Welcoming the company that the world’s richest man, Jeff Bezos, created as an online bookseller (before expanding into everything else) would mean heavy pressure for corporate incentives like tax breaks. These would be offered not only to a foreign company, but to the most notoriously aggressive, monopolistic technology company around, with real fears that it would suck up local talent, churn them through temporary jobs, and leave smaller, newer companies to fight over the second tier.

Jim Balsillie, the former BlackBerry co-head, called the Canadian interest “just another in a long line of dumb innovation policies where the Canadian taxpayer creates prosperity south of the border.”

The ridiculous ways Canadian cities tried to attract Amazon
 

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I don't think it will be Toronto but I can see it in New York or Maryland in the Heart of the highest population in the U.S. and Canada
 

Danbones

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It's good to know there are the suitable welfare role employees they need living right near by.



lol...and they think they are hacker material too.




Oh hi redundant Avro...I didn't see you standing there.
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oooops
 

Danbones

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It'll be great for the cardboard box guys if its near jokeville.
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They are considering Midland?

I doubt that.

We don't need CIA partnered bnazis here..we have retirees...who earned it.
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Unlike your universal welfare generation.
 

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It'll be great for the cardboard box guys.
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We don't need CIA partnered bnazis here..we have retirees...who earned it.
:)
Unlike your universal welfare generation.

That's a big employer up there? Which part makes the BIG money? Putting the boxes together or taking them apart and making them flat, again?
 

Danbones

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We don't need your stinkin fascist type stuff up here
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this is where real people go to escape your kind of fun
 

Danbones

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You would know
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I'll call you a nurse

Poor redundant avro, welfare will be in soon dearie...hang in there...
 

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The problem is the dearth of virgins suitable for sacrifice, around here.

Different gods require different sacrifices. A god of commerce, as I suspect Our Lord and Savior Jeff Bezos is, requires some kind of tradable commodity as a sacrifice. It's the angry elementals that demand virgins.

Sacrifice a goat to Lord Bezos for expedient shipping. A calf if you want overnight.
 

petros

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Different gods require different sacrifices. A god of commerce, as I suspect Our Lord and Savior Jeff Bezos is, requires some kind of tradable commodity as a sacrifice. It's the angry elementals that demand virgins.

Sacrifice a goat to Lord Bezos for expedient shipping. A calf if you want overnight.

Bezosebub?