Top Eight Reasons NOT to immigrate to Canada

[CDNBear]

Ok ..reasons

1) SCTV is a unitarian conspiracy

Nah, they were more of a socialitarian conspiracy.

2) Harper seals are fake

And the blood was raspberry jam.

3) The rcmp are totally gay

Nah, you're thinking of the lumberjacks, the RCMP, just sing backup.

4) The avro arrow was actually a piece crap

Not really, but it's status certainly is a myth.

5) Hamilton

No argument there.

And the top reason to emigrate would be you and your innane, nonsensical posts.:roll:

Funny you should say that.

 

[gerryh]

please, can you help me!I'm a post graduate student and I need the answers for my question :What is NORTH?
I need only some info from people who will answer it (gender, age, profession, and they must be native Canadians)
Thanks so much

Post graduate eh........North is a point on a compass. An arbitrary direction.


Now tell me, how much is this asinine question costing the local taxpayers?

 

[petros]

The north is a completely different Canada than south Canada. Lack of everything you take for granted and abudance of nature and peace pretty much sums it up. Socially speaking you can't have enemies because everyone relies on each other as a whole or you're all done for in a heartbeat.