the three piece suit

darkbeaver

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The three piece suit, be it board meetings or funerals, I can understand the fuction of the trousers, the pants and the vest but what function does the fukkin tie represent?
It does resemble a noose don,t it?
 

White_Unifier

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The three piece suit, be it board meetings or funerals, I can understand the fuction of the trousers, the pants and the vest but what function does the fukkin tie represent?
It does resemble a noose don,t it?

The necktie has military origins. The original leather neck wear could protect the neck in battle.

Even the modern necktie has sometimes been seen as a useful sling for a broken arm.
 

Cliffy

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As Allan Watts put it, the 3 piece suite is a uniform, just like the military or the police. The neck tie is like a noose and represents slavery to the system. He equated uniforms to a form of repressed homosexuality and figured that there would be a lot less killing and suffering in the world if soldiers and police would fukk each other rather than taking their frustrations out of defenseless civilians.
 

White_Unifier

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As Allan Watts put it, the 3 piece suite is a uniform, just like the military or the police. The neck tie is like a noose and represents slavery to the system. He equated uniforms to a form of repressed homosexuality and figured that there would be a lot less killing and suffering in the world if soldiers and police would fukk each other rather than taking their frustrations out of defenseless civilians.

Allan Watts has much to learn.

The stock predates the neckcloth (i.e. cravat, so it's not unreasonable that the stock led to the cravat which in its turn led to the modern necktie, with the scouts rationalizing its advantage as a potential arm sling.
 

Curious Cdn

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The three piece suit, be it board meetings or funerals, I can understand the fuction of the trousers, the pants and the vest but what function does the fukkin tie represent?
It does resemble a noose don,t it?

I would have thought that the sleeves tie together on your three piece suit.
 

Danbones

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The tie is a degenerated bib...
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ah, the subtle hint of gluttony

One can also see the evolution to a burning tire here too.

I would have thought that the sleeves tie together on your three piece suit.

Yes but such delusions will keep you in a suit with the sleeves tied together forever.
:)
It's a public safety issue.
 

Curious Cdn

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The tie is a degenerated bib...
:)
ah, the subtle hint of gluttony

One can also see the evolution to a burning tire here too.



Yes but such delusions will keep you in a suit with the sleeves tied together forever.
:)
It's a public safety issue.

Voice of experience, dh?