The Sassy Come Back Thread

darkbeaver

the universe is electric
Jan 26, 2006
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RE: The Sassy Come Back T

Where did she go and why did she go and why won't she come back and why wasn't I notified. It won't be the same without her sassyness and lassyeness.
 

zoofer

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Dec 31, 2005
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Who said she is leaving?
8O
Last I saw she was driving a cab in the Vault.
 

missile

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Dec 1, 2004
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If she did leave,we only have ourselves to blame. Women just can't stand a messy Board, and we were quite messy here at times[myself included!] I vow to pick up after myself from now on..and to bathe more often,too :)
 

I think not

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Apr 12, 2005
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The Evil Empire
This is the first time until today
that you have run away.
I'm asking you for the first time baby
love me enough to stay.
Hey, hey, hey...

I must admit I was a clown to be messing around
but that doesn't mean that you have to leave town.
Come Back! Yes and give me one more try
cause a love like this should a never ever die.
Come Back! Yes with my color T. V.
and my C. D. collection of Bob Marley.
Come Back! Yes with my bag of Sensi
and we can live together for eternity.

There ain't no use in you crying
'cause I'm more hurt than you.
I should a not been out flirting
but now my love is true.
Ooh, ooh, ooh...

Come back
(every time me think of my lies [...])
baby come back!
Come back
(every time me think of my lies [...])
baby come back!

But she gone and she not come back
me beg her please pon my knees and she still never stop
ready she ready ehe and a gone she gone
she and [...]

Come back baby don't you leave me
baby please don't go.
Oh won't you give me a second chance
baby I love you so.
Oh oh oh...

Come back woman.
Come back Lisa!
Don't leave!
Me crying man.
Come back baby!
Don't go!
Bring back me C. D. collection.
Bring back me Sensi.
Don't go and leave me like this.
 

Jay

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Jan 7, 2005
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Return To Me (October Project)

you rise like a wave in the ocean
and you fall gently back to the sea
now i want to know how to hold you
return to me
return to me

you shine like the moon over water
and you darken the sky when you leave
now i want to know how to keep you
return to me
return to me
turn to me
return to me

everything i tell you has been spoken
and everything i say was said before
but everything i feel is for the first time
and everything i feel i feel for you

i am here calling the wind
i am here calling your name
i am here calling you back
return to me
return to me

i know what it means to be lonely
and i know what it means to be free
now i want to know how to love you
return to me
return to me

i am here calling the wind
i am here calling your name
i am here calling you back
return to me
return to me


I've always like that October Project song....
 

Haggis McBagpipe

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Jun 11, 2004
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Sassy, you must come in this thread and let everybody know that a) you forgive the sorry lot of them, and b) you will be assisting me in tormenting the same lot.

Patience, though, Sassy said she was off to make supper. She'll be back around in no time flat.
 

Sassylassie

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Cooking supper consisted of heating Piza pops up for the other half. Ah the life of a wife.

Assisting in the tortures, Hell yes. I am currently reading the Mossad training Manual that was loaned to me by my self-defense instructor. Haggis it's amazing how loud they scream when you use water. Ice cubes 23 different ways to use them during torture, no I don't mean a drink on the rocks.

Forgiven ITN revenge is best served often.