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DurkaDurka

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You did NOT quote me. My post needed no fixing from somebody as dishonest and desperate as you. Your approval of unprintable profanity is all the proof I need that you are someone I would never invite to my famous barbeques.

BBQ discussion in an abortion thread, what exactly do you BBQ, jack?
 

YukonJack

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DurkaDurka, are you and 10% of a Penny related? Married? Gay partners?

After reading post #165, I feel I have to add Niflmir to this unholy cabal.
 
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Niflmir

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Niflmir, the head gear on your avatar should be made of tin foil. Also, get a course in Honesty 101.

You did NOT quote me. My post needed no fixing from somebody as dishonest and desperate as you. Your approval of unprintable profanity is all the proof I need that you are someone I would never invite to my famous barbeques.

As I pointed out, I fixed what you said. You should read things before you get up in arms. That is what you said meant to me. It was very clear that I was not quoting you but rather ascribing a meaning to what you said.
 

YukonJack

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Durka calls me an inbread hick
Clearly, he is mentally sick.
He sings the same refrain
Proving that all his brain
Is hiding in his one inch dick.
 

YukonJack

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Lone wolf offers suggestion
Phoney and false, without question
He demeans my limericks
And sides with looney dicks
Who give good folks indigestion.
 

lone wolf

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Lone wolf offers suggestion
Phoney and false, without question
He demeans my limericks
And sides with looney dicks
Who give good folks indigestion.

Yukon Jack's a haughty bitch
...grumpy old man with jock itch
who thinks from his mouth spouts pure gold
What is it that makes him bold?

You and Joey are much the same
Are you and he related?
Both of you can dish it out
but neither one can take it....
 

YukonJack

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lone wolf, may I give you a suggestion:

DO NOT give up your day time job for a chance in poetry. If you do, your failure is assured. And while you may be haughty in criticism of my ditties, remember that I do better writing rhymes in my second language than you are in your first. And that includes the dolt, DurkaDurka, your soul-mate.

And please, NEVER, EVER link me with SirJosephPorter. (I think that is whom you mean by "Joey", except that you are unable or too lazy to spell it all out).

There is a limit to my tolerance for insults.
 

JLM

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""Did it ever occur to you that someone's decision to have an abortion or not is absolutely none of your ****ing business, unless you are the sperm donor?""- Or MORE importantly, the subject of the abortion.
 

lone wolf

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lone wolf, may I give you a suggestion:

DO NOT give up your day time job for a chance in poetry. If you do, your failure is assured. And while you may be haughty in criticism of my ditties, remember that I do better writing rhymes in my second language than you are in your first. And that includes the dolt, DurkaDurka, your soul-mate.

And please, NEVER, EVER link me with SirJosephPorter. (I think that is whom you mean by "Joey", except that you are unable or too lazy to spell it all out).

There is a limit to my tolerance for insults.

Tell that to the royalty cheques that still come.

If you don't like it here and all you can do is spread your grumpy old man bullshyte around, please feel free to leave. If you don't want to be likened to Porter (I refuse to speak Sir attached to that title) stop being the less glib version of the same sort of prick
 

JLM

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Yukon Jack's a haughty bitch
...grumpy old man with jock itch
who thinks from his mouth spouts pure gold
What is it that makes him bold?

You and Joey are much the same
Are you and he related?
Both of you can dish it out
but neither one can take it....

I doubt if either one of you will make poet laureate.
 

YukonJack

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lone wolf, be fair!

You attacked me long before I attacked you.

But I'll be damned if I stand still and not defend myself.

Most of the time it is with facts.

Sometimes it is with tongue-in-cheek "poetry" for which I never desired any acclaim.