lone wolf, may I give you a suggestion:
DO NOT give up your day time job for a chance in poetry. If you do, your failure is assured. And while you may be haughty in criticism of my ditties, remember that I do better writing rhymes in my second language than you are in your first. And that includes the dolt, DurkaDurka, your soul-mate.
And please, NEVER, EVER link me with SirJosephPorter. (I think that is whom you mean by "Joey", except that you are unable or too lazy to spell it all out).
There is a limit to my tolerance for insults.