The Princess and the Cock

[Spade]

Princess pleads not guilty in cockfighting case - World - CBC News
Has royalty sunk to new lows? Her surname is Walker; will she escape justice?
What's next? Fried chicken fit for a queen?

 

[petros]

She's a flight risk? As far as I know princesses are like chickens and can't fly.

 

[Spade]

She should make a clean breast of it!

 

[petros]

 

[Spade]

This princess should find example from QE1.

Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
To see a fine lady upon a white horse
With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
She shall have music wherever she goes.

 

[EagleSmack]

This princess should find example from QE1.

Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
To see a fine lady upon a white horse
With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
She shall have music wherever she goes.

Clutch nursery rhyme.

Well placed

 

[Spade]

I am afraid the princess has found herself in a real cock up!

 

[petros]

Cocked and loaded or half cocked?

 

[Spade]

Certainly cockamamy!

 

[petros]

A dirty old bird.

 

[Spade]

We kids used to giggle when we saw a Cockshutt tractor.

 

[petros]

I still do.

 

[Spade]

Or bikers in Nazi helmets, with their old ladies in tow, stopping to adjust the petcocks on their hawgs.

Back to the OP
Cocks-the sport of kings! Not at all like rodeos - too common!

 

[petros]

I'm sure there are plenty of putzes who "ride" chickens for 8 seconds.

 

[Spade]

I am going to pass on free-range eggs.

 

[petros]

Egg rustlers are problematic.

 

[spaminator]

The Princess and the Cock

 

[Spade]

COCK FIGHT - YouTube

 

[Blackleaf]

Princess pleads not guilty in cockfighting case - World - CBC News
Has royalty sunk to new lows? Her surname is Walker; will she escape justice?
What's next? Fried chicken fit for a queen?

If it was a president, would you say "Has republicanism sunk to a new low?"?

 

[Spade]

If it was a president, would you say "Has republicanism sunk to a new low?"?

Unlikely as that is; indeed, yes!