The Official "Lets bash Christians" thread...

theconqueror

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Few things to remember why we Catholics have no respect for Christians and those included are the same reasons why God hates Christians is because all of God's glory went to Jesus during the Holidays like Christmas, Easter and all other religious Holidays when it is God who should be remembered and glorified.

When is it God's turn to be glorified? After all God is the one that ressurects you and not Jesus.
 

CDNBear

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I'm not Christian. God is with me and not some mental idiot like Jesus who's followers like the Christians have no respect for God and his world, Chiristians would rather hold faith in a man instead.
Ok, so if you believe in God but not Jesus, then you're Jewish?
 

CDNBear

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I dunno. I was just trying to bash the Christians like the thread states by taking out their leader...
OK, but you have identified as a Catholic, then you bash Jesus. Then you tell us that you don't believe in Jesus. I asked if you were Jewish and you went on another rant that made no sense in context of the question.

Hmmm...
 

theconqueror

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OK, but you have identified as a Catholic, then you bash Jesus. Then you tell us that you don't believe in Jesus. I asked if you were Jewish and you went on another rant that made no sense in context of the question.

Hmmm...

Of course i'm indentified as Catholic, not only do we bash Jesus we killed the flippin idiot fair and square.
 

darkbeaver

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It seems clear from the assembled theological minds here in this august organ that what we are compelled to undertake is the erection of a true universal church. I would be honoured to advance my good name as prime minister of the ad hoc board in a temporary capacity (no more than ten years) untill such time as the manual is completed and herding has commenced.
 

CDNBear

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It seems clear from the assembled theological minds here in this august organ that what we are compelled to undertake is the erection of a true universal church. I would be honoured to advance my good name as prime minister of the ad hoc board in a temporary capacity (no more than ten years) untill such time as the manual is completed and herding has commenced.
beave, dispite our oft tumultuous interactions, I would nominate you for dear leader for life of such an organization. ;-)
 

lone wolf

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It seems clear from the assembled theological minds here in this august organ that what we are compelled to undertake is the erection of a true universal church. I would be honoured to advance my good name as prime minister of the ad hoc board in a temporary capacity (no more than ten years) untill such time as the manual is completed and herding has commenced.

OH Beave, if you only knew the comic implications of a Church of the Universe around here. One of its pastors keeps landing in jail. Apparently he prefers to keep the Sacrament to himself - in case Wally and the boys stop by.....