The Irony of the Brokeback Meth Sheriff

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Former sheriff's arrest in Colorado meth-for-sex case bewilders friends


Former Arapahoe County Sheriff Patrick Sullivan's arrest in a meth-for-sex case left longtime law officers at a loss for words Wednesday, though court records paint a picture of a man who has been living a double life.

Sullivan, 68, remained behind bars in a jail that bears his name, accused of trading methamphetamine for sex with a man Tuesday, a transaction monitored by deputies working with a confidential informant. During a brief morning court appearance Wednesday, a judge doubled his bail to $500,000.

The arrest of the married father and grandfather sparked shock — even bewilderment — among longtime law officers.

"It's very, very distressing," said Colorado's U.S. marshal, John Kammerzell.

Kammerzell has known Sullivan for 32 years — from his own time as sheriff in Rio Blanco County and from a six-year stretch when he headed the state sheriffs association.

Court records and interviews show that Sullivan had, for months and perhaps years, been associating with alleged drug users and putting himself in positions not expected from a man who as sheriff crusaded against drugs and semiautomatic weapons.

Wednesday evening, a man who owns a home in Centennial said Sullivan was a frequent visitor this year to the house, where he would consume drugs and have sex with young men living there.
He said Sullivan intimidated him.

"I couldn't get rid of these guys because this guy named Pat Sullivan said you are going to let them stay for free," Derek Hendrickson said. "He said I said they could stay for free and it would hold up in court, and said, 'Do you know who I am?' "
"He was telling me he has a jail named after him."

much more:

Former sheriff's arrest in Colorado meth-for-sex case bewilders friends - The Denver Post

 

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I guess the Sheriff got caught in the end. Wonder who had his 6???
 

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Lance Goodthrust?

Really. heard of him. He was very good at the old In and Out. Out quicker than in, ya know of that technique. They say, rumor ya know, has it that was what laid it all out for the Cons during the last election.
Rumor has it the Cons could put it in but take it out even faster that old Lance could.
Hard to believe that one though. Though money did change hands.
 

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Holy jib-rats Batman! You've never heard of Ted Haggard? He was GW's "spiritual adviser" and anti-gay in founder and pastor of Colorado Springs' New Life Church who was busted with a gay hooker and with possession of meth.

Both of these guys are assholes but you can see Dawkins trying not to blow a gasket and punch the guy and call him a flamer.

The God Delusion-Richard Dawkins meets Ted Haggard - YouTube
 

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Holy jib-rats Batman! You've never heard of Ted Haggard? He was GW's "spiritual adviser" and anti-gay in founder and pastor of Colorado Springs' New Life Church who was busted with a gay hooker and with possession of meth.

Both of these guys are assholes but you can see Dawkins trying not to blow a gasket and punch the guy and call him a flamer.

The God Delusion-Richard Dawkins meets Ted Haggard - YouTube

Oh that haggard.