DB, "... batteries not included offer not applicable in Quebec, some settling may have occured in shipping, sold by weight not volume..."
There are good reasons why. Batteries are simply not included in the price. The cashier can put them in your shopping bag. The offer is not applicable in Quebec, because it is applicable everywhere else and that is reason enough for a Differantiste. Some settling may not occur in shipping, but on planet Earth we generally have gravity. Product sold by weight because when you immerse the corn flakes to measure their volume, they get soggy.
You are a gifted cynic and a consumate whiner - a victim of the cold war. Your inner narrative is a rant. You are... Dark Beaver. But I mean that in a nice way.
Kill the people - save the stem cells! George and God should get aquainted.
That's more like it, I feel a kinship, distant but familiar, perhaps some common familiarity will bridge the moate that separates our fertile minds. Fragrant flowers like poop.Isn,t that amazing? Yes I am a consumate whiner.It has been my mission to excell in some area of the humanitys and I thank-you for the recognition. I cannot lightly abandone hope for you in your time of need, capitalism can be cured Jim, take heart have hope for your future, do not dispare life is wonderful but expensive. Taking care of bussiness me oh my, I love to work at nothing all day. You are a marvelous writing machine I think, far better than I, a beacon to one failed mind such as mine, shine on master Short19 and illuminate the path before us with your wit. metafizzicly yours DB Eaver