This hypothetical converstation is going around and around my head.
A Conversation among Seal Havestors.
In NFL and there are four sealers in a dory, a cell phone rings, the younger of the four answers the phone, hello what speak up oh ma where's ya be? Oh ma thats awful how is gran doing? Okay, I will tell Grand Da, no Grand Da it's okay Grans fine she had a bad spell but she doing okay. I know ma but we are hoping to make enough tatay so Grand Da doesn' t have to come tomorrow. Yes Ma I no's hes to old to be out here but we all have to work to pay for Grans morphine. I know ma cancers an gawd aful thing to bare. Give Gran a kiss, no wes won't be home for supper, I know ma its dangerous after dark but Gran needs the medicine.
A Conversation from a protester.
Hello what Mother I can hardly hear you, Mother hold on there is a reporter coming my way. 10 Seconds elapse, Mother I apoligise, the reporter works for CBC, not CNN. Mother don't yell I know I am over drawn on my trust fund, but you have to under stand I needed to look great for the cameras. This protest could launch my acting career. Yes mother I did need a new Wool Coat with matching leather boots ist's cold here in NFL. Mother I can't talk now one of the cameras is zooming my way I want to make sure he films my good side.
P.S. Sorry Dory for my really bad attempt at a NFL accent.