Terrorist Babies to Attack the USA

[Bar Sinister]

Here is an imaginative twist on the US immigration conundrum. A US Congressman theorizes that Al Qaida terrorists or similar gorups will send pregnant women into the US to have children, thus making them US citizens. These children would then be raised in terrorist camps outside the US and later sent back to the US as citizens who would commit various acts of terror in the US itself.

Talk about long range planning. But then those terrorists are known to be the epitome of evil.

TX Rep. Louie Gohmert Warns of Terrorist Babies — Arizona Immigration Law | The Texas Tribune

 

[JBeee]

 

[petros]

Yes it is exactly what is happening, my sister has dropped two "terror babies" in West Texas. The two year old specializes in releasing gasses

 

[selin]

Yes it is exactly what is happening, my sister has dropped two "terror babies" in West Texas. The two year old specializes in releasing gasses

lol,

 

[JBeee]

Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up Jihadis

Terrorists ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold.
They'd rather give you a bomb than diamonds or gold.
Suicide bomb buckles and old faded kaffiyehs,
And each night begins a new day.
If you don't understand him, an' he don't die young,
He'll just hack your head away.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up jihadis.
Don't let 'em bomb cafes or explode them old trucks.
Let 'em be imams and mullahs and such.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up jihadis.
'Cos they'll never stay home and they're always alone.
Even with those virgins to love.

Terrorists like smokey old road bombs and clear mountain hideouts,
Little warm AK's and cell phones and hijacked flights.
Them that don't know him won't like him and them that do,
Sometimes won't know how to take him.
He ain't wrong, he's just different but Islam won't let him,
Do things to make you think he's right.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up jihadis.
Don't let 'em bomb cafes or explode them old trucks.
Let 'em be imams and mullahs and such.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up jihadis.
'Cos they'll never stay home and they're always alone.
Even with those virgins to love.

 

[Blackleaf]

It won't be the children who are the terrorists. It'll be the adults brainwashing them and training them to become killers.

 

[gopher]

Yes, it's just like the old cold war days where there was a communist in every street corner, a communist in every lecture hall, a communist in every pulpit, and a communist hiding under every bed. Communists here, communists there, communists everywhere. Or so said the right wing loonies. But then when we all started to look, nobody found so much as one communist anywhere.

 

[CUBert]

lol, no surprise this theory is invented by a texan republican.

 

[Praxius]

lol, no surprise this theory is invented by a texan republican.

Too bad they don't support abortions, otherwise they could implement State enforced abortions of suspected soon-to-be Terr'ists. :lol:

 

[mentalfloss]

"Here is an imaginative twist on the US immigration conundrum. A US Congressman" - stopped reading there.

 

[Colpy]

There is nothing crazier than a paranoid right winger..........



(Do I get a last cigarette?)

 

[gopher]

good post Colpy! (hee, hee)