Ten Rules for Fat Girls

DurkaDurka

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FYI - You'll experience the same effect if you give your honest opinion about the bridesmaid dress she's forced to wear at her friends wedding.

Seriously, do they pay extra in order to get the most retarded costumes for those poor girls?


That is soo true. Don't even get me going on lingerie, my ex bought this outfit once that made her look like a flightless bird with all these feathers on it and whatnot. I lol'ed.
 

SLM

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i told my ex that she did in fact look fat with a certain pair of pants she wore, needless to say, I'm now single lol.

See, now where would you be without that easy out we've provided for ya, huh?

Maybe not having to travel to Markham for a happy ending? ;) (Yeah, I know, that was in the other thread)

Ohhh, c'mon... Every secret has to be told sometime. It's not like I'm asking to see the secret handshake or anything.

Mother Theresa. That woman was wise beyond her years.

FYI - You'll experience the same effect if you give your honest opinion about the bridesmaid dress she's forced to wear at her friends wedding.

Seriously, do they pay extra in order to get the most retarded costumes for those poor girls?

Frankly, I can't figure that one out either.
 

CDNBear

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I see.. So that's where the market is for brown dresses with yellow horizontal stripes.


 

taxslave

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Before we were married my first wife told me that if she got as fat as her mother I should divorce her. She did. Being an obliging sort I did as I was told. SO how come I'm the asshole?
 

Retired_Can_Soldier

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Before we were married my first wife told me that if she got as fat as her mother I should divorce her. She did. Being an obliging sort I did as I was told. SO how come I'm the asshole?

As with most men you did not get the entire statement that your first wife made. I believe it went something like this. "Taxslave, I am going to get as fat as my mother. It is genetic, just like you having a small penis like your father and yes I did sleep with him so that is how I know. Don't be an asshole and divorce me."

Or words to that effect...
 

taxslave

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As with most men you did not get the entire statement that your first wife made. I believe it went something like this. "Taxslave, I am going to get as fat as my mother. It is genetic, just like you having a small penis like your father and yes I did sleep with him so that is how I know. Don't be an asshole and divorce me."

Or words to that effect...

I thought it was just because wedding rings weigh 40 lbs.
 

JLM

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Before we were married my first wife told me that if she got as fat as her mother I should divorce her. She did. Being an obliging sort I did as I was told. SO how come I'm the asshole?

Because of one little detail- a woman has the perogative to change her mind. :lol: