Sherborn teen charged with bestiality

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007310136,00.html

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By ROBIN PERRIE
July 06, 2007



COPS rushed to a farm to put a kinky teenager udder arrest — after he was seen romping with a COW. A shocked passer-by rang 999 after seeing the youth — wearing only black briefs — having sex with the steer at 4.30am.
By the time officers arrived he had fled but night-time patrols are on the alert in case he strikes again.
Farmer Richard Parish was stunned to hear what had happened to the cow, one of three rare English longhorns in the field.
Specialist breeder Richard, 39, even thinks he knows which of them was the victim — a looker named Blondie who is the FRIENDLIEST.
He said: “English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.”

The teenager was scared off when the passer-by shouted at him at Richard’s farm in Skipwith, North Yorks. Locals in the tiny village, which has a population of less than 300, are certain he was not from the area.
Richard thinks the attacker may even have “wooed” Blondie with grub because a feed bucket had mysteriously moved from time to time.
He added: “I have got to be much more vigilant. The cows don’t seem to be spending so much time outside and are happier inside the barn at night.”
Fellow farmer Alan Patrick said: “I can’t believe it.”
Police said: “We are treating this matter seriously.”
 
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DurkaDurka said:
Breaking News

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007310136,00.html

Did the earth mooove for you?


By ROBIN PERRIE
July 06, 2007



COPS rushed to a farm to put a kinky teenager udder arrest — after he was seen romping with a COW. A shocked passer-by rang 999 after seeing the youth — wearing only black briefs — having sex with the steer at 4.30am.
By the time officers arrived he had fled but night-time patrols are on the alert in case he strikes again.
Farmer Richard Parish was stunned to hear what had happened to the cow, one of three rare English longhorns in the field.
Specialist breeder Richard, 39, even thinks he knows which of them was the victim — a looker named Blondie who is the FRIENDLIEST.
He said: “English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.”

The teenager was scared off when the passer-by shouted at him at Richard’s farm in Skipwith, North Yorks. Locals in the tiny village, which has a population of less than 300, are certain he was not from the area.
Richard thinks the attacker may even have “wooed” Blondie with grub because a feed bucket had mysteriously moved from time to time.
He added: “I have got to be much more vigilant. The cows don’t seem to be spending so much time outside and are happier inside the barn at night.”
Fellow farmer Alan Patrick said: “I can’t believe it.”
Police said: “We are treating this matter seriously.”
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It is always the farmers that are the last to know.8O
 
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Common in England I suppose...even the Prince is into beastiality. He sleeps with a horse...
 
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Just wondering if everyone was missing this thread yet? :lol:

Teen has sex with cow

Friday, July 6, 2007

Police are on the lookout for a teenager who was caught having sex with a cow.
The youth was spotted by a shocked passer-by getting amorous with the animal wearing only black briefs.
Cops were called but by the time they arrived he had already fled having been scared off after the passer-by shouted at him.
Farmer Richard Parish, 39, was udderly stunned to hear what had happened to the cow, one of three rare English longhorns in the field.
The specialist breeder even thinks he knows which one of them was the victim – Blondie, the friendliest.
“English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth,” he told The Sun.
Richard thinks the attacker may even have seduced Blondie at his farm in Skipwith, North Yorkshire, with grub because a feed bucket had been moved from time to time.
“I have got to be much more vigilant. The cows don't seem to be spending so much time outside and are happier inside the barn at night.”
Police said they were treating the matter seriously.

Source 8O8O8O
 
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eh1eh said:
Just wondering if everyone was missing this thread yet? :lol:

Teen has sex with cow

Friday, July 6, 2007

Police are on the lookout for a teenager who was caught having sex with a cow.
The youth was spotted by a shocked passer-by getting amorous with the animal wearing only black briefs.
Cops were called but by the time they arrived he had already fled having been scared off after the passer-by shouted at him.
Farmer Richard Parish, 39, was udderly stunned to hear what had happened to the cow, one of three rare English longhorns in the field.
The specialist breeder even thinks he knows which one of them was the victim – Blondie, the friendliest.
“English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth,” he told The Sun.
Richard thinks the attacker may even have seduced Blondie at his farm in Skipwith, North Yorkshire, with grub because a feed bucket had been moved from time to time.
“I have got to be much more vigilant. The cows don't seem to be spending so much time outside and are happier inside the barn at night.”
Police said they were treating the matter seriously.

Source 8O8O8O
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That cow looks pissed!8O
 
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