Sex Robot Cafe - cream with your coffee?

Danbones

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Sex robot cafe aims to offer Londoners fellatio with their morning coffee...
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...An entrepreneur who hopes to open London’s first ‘fellatio cafe’ has revealed his staff will be made up entirely of sex robots.
Businessman Bradley Charvet, who plans to open the ‘blow job cafe’ in Paddington, claims the sex-bots will be programmable to a person’s needs and will soon be seen as “totally normal.”

A 15-minute oral sex session with an espresso will set punters back just £60 (US$78 ). Hungry patrons will have to pay extra for a pastry.

The coffee shop is due to open after Charvet launches his first cafe in Geneva, Switzerland, later this year.
However, the announcement was met with skepticism by many, who cited Britain’s stringent anti-prostitution laws as a reason why the business would be unlikely to take off.

Now Charvet claims the oral sex will be performed by ‘erotic cyborgs.’

“Sex robots will always be pleasing and could even become better at technique because they would be programmable to a person’s need,” he told the Daily Star Online.

https://www.rt.com/uk/361200-robot-sex-cafe-london/
 

Machjo

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"I'm an importer-exporter. I import quality Chinese teas too. I should invite you over for a tea some time. And you?"

"I'm the proud owner of a mechanical-sex-cafe. We provide mechanical blowjobs and coffee. Come on over for a corree when you have a chance." :)
 

Danbones

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Yes, those are knot holes at waste height in the stand-up bar...
 

Machjo

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Now as for the sex robot... Will the shop owner actually clean it out properly and sterilize it before letting the next john... Ahum, the next customer play with it, or will he just clean the robot out at the end of the day and let the guys share the slop until then?
 

Blackleaf

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It's the kind of smutty story you get in the Daily Star: