Yeah, I had a Ford once too.If you were to travel to Proxima Centauri in a car, it'd take you 44 million years.
And that's our next door neighbour....
It takes about that long to travel through central London.Yeah, I had a Ford once too.
If you were to travel to Proxima Centauri in a car, it'd take you 44 million years.
And that's our next door neighbour....
Probably. Humans' natural belligerence against themselves probably scares off people from other planets. It'd be like the British in the 18th Century about to land on the coast of some barbaric little known African country, seeing a load of black people chucking spears at each other on the beach, and then the admiral shouting to his men "Sod that! Let's get out of here!" before turning his ships round and sailing quickly away....or they came and saw all the orbital weapons pointed down into the castle courtyard instead of out into space at them, and said: no effen way man are we gonna go near them Mofos, they are CRAZOID!!!
Ummm...That was Washington, and they burnt it down to distract the natives so they could make their escape back to the ships and sail off to visit the pubs in Newfoundland!Probably. Humans' natural belligerence against themselves probably scares off people from other planets. It'd be like the British in the 18th Century about to land on the coast of some barbaric little known African country, seeing a load of black people chucking spears at each other on the beach, and then the admiral shouting to his men "Sod that! Let's get out of here!" before turning his ships round and sailing quickly away.
They probably performed a traditional fire ceremony around the burning White House.Ummm...That was Washington, and they burnt it down to distract the natives so they could make their escape back to the ships and sail off to visit the pubs in Newfoundland!
Beer and girls, you say?Yeah! you fire the unleaded muskets into the bung holes of spruce filled barrels to start the fermentation process and three days later you have beer!
Once you have the beer then you get the girls!
Beer Lovers More Likely to Have Sex on the First Date:
Beer Lovers More Likely to Have Sex on the First Date: Other Truth-Revealing Questions to Ask Your Next Date
Beer drinkers are more likely to have sex on the first date, according to new statistics.www.medicaldaily.com
So watch out for aliens who bring beers, 'cause they may not Know there are at least two sexes on this planet!
Geez at my age ( considering her age), I'd even settle for her mum or grand mum...Beer and girls, you say?
I think I'll follow your plan. I can't think of any way better to spend a Saturday night than with a selection of fine ales and a pretty 17 year old.
Don't lower your standards.Geez at my age ( considering her age), I'd even settle for her mum or grand mum...
haha, so I can screw the little blue milk maid too?Don't lower your standards.
haha, so I can screw the little blue milk maid too?
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damn, I thought that was the alien!