Renting Intimate Toys

[Outta here]

8O ok first of all,

eeeeeew

Second of all, I just told Triedit in another thread that she has the most interesting job. Maybe I was wrong. But yanno, SOMEONE is getting paid for thinking these things up.... and for testing them??? Well I guess if they were the first-time users it might not be so.... .. nah, it's still gross.


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[El Barto]

We're all going to hell....hehehe

hell would be like having all the vibrators you want but no batteries for them

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

ok i can't resist..this is ripped from a Tom Waits movie so i'm doing it in his voice....

There's a store up on Sunset strip that says XXXXX rated. now I can dig XX and XXX rated porn but XXXXX ..."Women without skin "8O

Up the street is a used erotica store. Who would go to a used erotica store?
If you do there are a few questions i would like to know....who used it before.....Who cleans this stuff?....Are the people that clean it licensed?

 

[flapperpie]

RENT???

That is absolutely disgusting - even thinking about it - I mean is there a history that is supplied - who dildo'd last ????

Oh god that's is the weirdest
thing I have ever read/heard.

Dildo....I mean ditto.

I would imagine the rent is often in arrears too.

 

[Kreskin]

Dildo....I mean ditto.

I would imagine the rent is often in arrears too.

*kaboom crash* good one.

 

[flapperpie]

And why is he holding it like that? Is it also a T.V. remote?

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

"and why is he holding it like that? Is it also a T.V. remote?"

Lol good one.....

This is the ad exectives way of making this like "Ok so yer too cheap a guy to buy one of these things and you don't know if she will use it....but look at all the fun when ya tell her you just rented one of these instead of the movie"

 

[El Barto]

"and why is he holding it like that? Is it also a T.V. remote?"

Lol good one.....

This is the ad exectives way of making this like "Ok so yer too cheap a guy to buy one of these things and you don't know if she will use it....but look at all the fun when ya tell her you just rented one of these instead of the movie"

would the guy still be holding the remote?

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

would the guy still be holding the remote?

Maybe he already used it on himself last week....:roll:

 

[Tonington]

Hah, before I opened the thread I was thinking more along the lines of party equipment, like a great big Jolly Jumper for adults, the name even fits.

Used dildos...if they use any cleaning products at all the toys are probably cleaner than most of the keyboards being clacked on out there, not to mention things like mobile phones.

 

[El Barto]

Hah, before I opened the thread I was thinking more along the lines of party equipment, like a great big Jolly Jumper for adults, the name even fits.

Used dildos...if they use any cleaning products at all the toys are probably cleaner than most of the keyboards being clacked on out there, not to mention things like mobile phones.

yes mobile phones vibrate too , just thouhgt you might want to know

 

[Outta here]

And why is he holding it like that? Is it also a T.V. remote?

LOLL

Why did a K-Tel commercial suddenly spring to mind? It gyrates, it spins, it even changes the channels! Order now and you also get the matching snorkel....

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

LOLL

Why did a K-Tel commercial suddenly spring to mind? It gyrates, it spins, it even changes the channels! Order now and you also get the matching snorkel....

AAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

I got to say all the gals in this forum are great sports when it comes to the off the wall sex humour this place churns out....


We must be in heaven man(said in my woodstock movie voice)LOL

 

[triedit]

I think I'll put my phone in my pants and put my number on a billboard LOL

 

[Tonington]

yes mobile phones vibrate too , just thouhgt you might want to know

Oh I know, mines always on vibe

 

[Kreskin]

Oh I know, mines always on vibe

How are you doing Paul?

Mine is on vibe too, but it always scares the hell out of me when I'm talking face to face with clients and a call comes through.

 

[Tonington]

I'm doing fine Rick, y'self? I am a little tired these days, the long hours this summer are starting to get to me, and the freaking heat today in Calgary was sick.

I like the jolt the vibe delivers, especially when I'm contorted in the right way

 

[shadowshiv]

aw man you can throw my next birthday party ...lol

With or without my birthday suit?

With me, it's Christmas time all year long!

 

[DurkaDurka]

I predict most of the toys will look something like this after a few pass-arounds.