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Mitch McConnell Leads the Pack in Race to Climb the Farthest Up Trump's Ass
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is leading the three-man race to become Trump’s favorite set of anal beads. So far, after two years in office, the race to be Trump’s whipping boy has been a three-way tie between California Rep. Devin Nunes, South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, and McConnell.
All three men have gone out of their way to not only praise the president at every turn but have worked systematically to stop Congress from questioning the president’s actions. All of the men have colluded to see how far they can embed themselves into the president’s good graces, and now it seems McConnell may have taken the lead by a gray nose hair.
Speaking on the Senate floor Tuesday, McConnell, aka Trump’s favorite leather breathable ball gag, deemed Robert Mueller’s investigation into Russian election interference and the Trump campaign “case closed” and had the audacity of accusing Democrats of “slandering” Evil John Goodman-face, Attorney General William Barr, over his remix of the report, Bloomberg reports.
McConnell chided Dems, proclaiming that it’s time to stop relitigating the 2016 election.
“This investigation went on for two years,” McConnell said. “It’s finally over. Many Americans were waiting to see how their elected officials would respond.”
More: https://www.theroot.com/mitch-mcconnell-leads-the-pack-in-race-to-climb-the-far-1834582699
I think they forgot about Wally.
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is leading the three-man race to become Trump’s favorite set of anal beads. So far, after two years in office, the race to be Trump’s whipping boy has been a three-way tie between California Rep. Devin Nunes, South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, and McConnell.
All three men have gone out of their way to not only praise the president at every turn but have worked systematically to stop Congress from questioning the president’s actions. All of the men have colluded to see how far they can embed themselves into the president’s good graces, and now it seems McConnell may have taken the lead by a gray nose hair.
Speaking on the Senate floor Tuesday, McConnell, aka Trump’s favorite leather breathable ball gag, deemed Robert Mueller’s investigation into Russian election interference and the Trump campaign “case closed” and had the audacity of accusing Democrats of “slandering” Evil John Goodman-face, Attorney General William Barr, over his remix of the report, Bloomberg reports.
McConnell chided Dems, proclaiming that it’s time to stop relitigating the 2016 election.
“This investigation went on for two years,” McConnell said. “It’s finally over. Many Americans were waiting to see how their elected officials would respond.”
More: https://www.theroot.com/mitch-mcconnell-leads-the-pack-in-race-to-climb-the-far-1834582699
I think they forgot about Wally.
Did you see the employment numbers ?Mitch McConnell Leads the Pack in Race to Climb the Farthest Up Trump's Ass
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is leading the three-man race to become Trump’s favorite set of anal beads. So far, after two years in office, the race to be Trump’s whipping boy has been a three-way tie between California Rep. Devin Nunes, South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, and McConnell.
All three men have gone out of their way to not only praise the president at every turn but have worked systematically to stop Congress from questioning the president’s actions. All of the men have colluded to see how far they can embed themselves into the president’s good graces, and now it seems McConnell may have taken the lead by a gray nose hair.
Speaking on the Senate floor Tuesday, McConnell, aka Trump’s favorite leather breathable ball gag, deemed Robert Mueller’s investigation into Russian election interference and the Trump campaign “case closed” and had the audacity of accusing Democrats of “slandering” Evil John Goodman-face, Attorney General William Barr, over his remix of the report, Bloomberg reports.
McConnell chided Dems, proclaiming that it’s time to stop relitigating the 2016 election.
“This investigation went on for two years,” McConnell said. “It’s finally over. Many Americans were waiting to see how their elected officials would respond.”
More: https://www.theroot.com/mitch-mcconnell-leads-the-pack-in-race-to-climb-the-far-1834582699
I think they forgot about Wally.
Jimmy Kimmel Asks People If They Care About Homo Sapiens, Proves We're All Doomed
Jimmy Kimmel on Wednesday spotlighted a chilling new report released by the United Nations that warns up to 1 million species of plants and animals are now at risk of extinction because of human activity.
“This is something we need to act on,” noted the host of “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
So, the comedian’s crew asked people on the street if they were worried about the possible extinction of one species in particular ― homo sapiens.
The term “homo sapiens,” of course, refers to today’s humans, and that made the responses all the more terrifying.
Jimmy Kimmel on Wednesday spotlighted a chilling new report released by the United Nations that warns up to 1 million species of plants and animals are now at risk of extinction because of human activity.
“This is something we need to act on,” noted the host of “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
So, the comedian’s crew asked people on the street if they were worried about the possible extinction of one species in particular ― homo sapiens.
The term “homo sapiens,” of course, refers to today’s humans, and that made the responses all the more terrifying.
That's humour? I'll bet that you think those Auschwitz skirts are pretty sexy, too.
That's a great idea. It protects people from an overbearing government and it will make the heads of Trumpites (who love overbearing government) explode.
