philosophical question?

[peapod]

Hey that geek forum has some pretty good topics :lol: some different stuff over there. How about we try this one I saw over there...Here is the question..........

If you were the opposite sex for one hour, what would you do?

Myself I would try and get in a masonic meeting...those guys are up to something....whats the big secret? are there any women in that group? how come when I catch somebody talking about them...everybody clams up! I wanna know..

 

[Isengard]

RE: philosophical questio

I would play with myself for an hour to learn the secrets of the woman body!

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

To be a member of the opposite sex for an hour? Hmm, so many women, so little time?

 

[peapod]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: sick bastard! you still would not learn anything.

 

[Isengard]

RE: philosophical questio

:lol:

 

[Isengard]

RE: philosophical questio

At least I would enjoy learning nothing :wink:

 

[peapod]

Actually :idea: Haggis's plan sound alot better How about you galaniomama? I am gonna be sorry........

 

[Isengard]

For you it might sound a lot better, but for me it wouldn't be any different from the 23 other hours Except that I would be a lesbian :!:
:la:

 

[peapod]

quit bragging boy :roll: I hear those same kind of stories about fish and fishing ya...your busy alright :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: just like me, thats why we are here all the time

 

[LadyC]

I'd fill up the biggest water bottle I could find and then go for a long hike in the woods.
:wink:

 

[galianomama]

Hmmm, having the mind of a woman, but the body of a male, I would make decisions. Stuff that would cause the male population around me to turn around in disbelief that I could be so soulful, understanding and have a calm answer to questions. Every question presented to me would be dealt with in a calm, reasonable, rational answer. Scary. :idea:

Or, I could just sit down in the front of the TV, have a beer, watch the game, and scratch my balls. Equally scary. :twisted:

 

[peapod]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: keep rowing!!!!

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

I'd want some snow, too. Gotta have snow if you're a guy, so that you can write your name in it. Hey, that would take a whole lot of beer to spell 'Haggis McBagpipe'.

I'd also want to get good and fat (in one hour?) so that I could stand on the street corner scratching my belly and commenting about the size 4 woman walking past, "Man, her ass is too big."

 

[peapod]

There are alot of hard letters there to slice in the snow, you would have to kind squizzle .....I have no idea what that means....what is in this tea?

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

There are alot of hard letters there to slice in the snow, you would have to kind squizzle .....I have no idea what that means....what is in this tea?

Hey, I could sqiuzzle with the best of 'em. Oh, if only I had a squizzler.

 

[galianomama]

Oh, if only I had a squizzler

Wasn't that a line from the film with Judy Garland, and the red shoes, and the lion, and the tin man?????

The Wizard of Squizzler!

 

[peapod]

Oh..so I am ok than, squizzle is really a word? I thought I just made it up! What else would you do? I would like to be my brothers buddy for one hour, so I could see if anything really goes on in his mind.

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Sure, and it was the straw man, I think, who only wanted a brain... a squizzler'd be more fun, though. Who needs a brain if you have a squizzler?

 

[galianomama]

I would like to be my brothers buddy for one hour, so I could see if anything really goes on in his mind.

that would be a total waste of time! :twisted:

you might have better luck in his penis!

 

[peapod]

8O 8O 8O 8O What the hell are you talking about galaniomama? Now why the hell would I want to be my brothers penis, its distrubing how your mind works :roll: I am sure Freud would have something to say about your thoughts and my brother...you better not be insinuating that I suffer from penis envey :wink: