Paris back in Jail

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Of course there are many ways that he could have been bribed. However, none of them would be worth the potential loss of employment, respect of his fellow officers, and even freedom if he is held in contempt.

I wonder if her first night in prison was like the first night for the lead character in Shawshank Redemption?

"Fresh fish! Fresh fish on the floor!"8O

When bringing in high profile people the gaurds usually warn the riff raff(LOL) .....Prison life is pretty basic.Learn the ropes quick or get beat up.
You don't want to piss off the gaurds either.
I loved that movie shadowshiv....hmmm yer name would not be the best to go to prison with LOL!!!!!
 

Nuggler

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Fodder for the masses. A distraction from America`s real problems.
If its not another trumped up `terror` attack, its this type of trash fills the void.
Perhaps another dose of reality is in order?

Welcome to the board JBeee.

Astute observation.

What kind of dose would you recommend?

Crabs are itchy, but a terrorist attack is a bit harsh.

:canada::lol::lol:
 

#juan

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I would have thought that with fifty million dollars, she could keep herself out of jail.
 

shadowshiv

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When bringing in high profile people the gaurds usually warn the riff raff(LOL)

Aw! How did the fellow from Rocky Horror Picture Show end up in prison?8O;-):p:lol:

Yep. A shadowshiv in jail would be worth it's weight in gold. And cigs. I would need lots of cigs to trade for stuff(since I don't smoke).;-)
 

s243a

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To be honest, I find Paris Hilton quite unattractive.

Well, I found Ana Nicol Simpson quite unattractive yet she is one of the most famous centerfolds of all time. I guess beauty is subjective. I'd still do Ana Nicol anyway though just because she has a nice rack. Maybe I'd turn off the lights though. I don't like her face.
 

gopher

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``` Paris hate ... bashing```

Don't know why the posts here are being characterized in such a cynical manner.

As for Paris being in jail, this should do her a world of good. Here she is a privileged heiress who has never done a lick of work in her life and has always had everything handed to her. And because of that she feels above practicing public decorum and normal behavior.

When she is put into jail, she cries and starts to feel sorry for herself. Well, now she can see with her own eyes what women who come from poor backgrounds have to go through when nothing is handed to you as it has always been with her.

Many, though not all, of those prisoners come from impoverished backgrounds, have been trampled upon by society or by family members, have been victims of injustice and society's cruelty to the poor, and have never been given a real chance in life. When she sees that it should open her eyes and make her stop feeling sorry for herself.

Well, at least, let's hope so.
 

Kreskin

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A couple months in the klink can mean bankruptcy for average shmucks. This is just a disruption from her party life. Difficult to feel sorry for her since it won't matter one iota in two months. It does give her more time to paint her toenails, so all isn't lost.
 

s243a

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A couple months in the klink can mean bankruptcy for average shmucks. This is just a disruption from her party life. Difficult to feel sorry for her since it won't matter one iota in two months. It does give her more time to paint her toenails, so all isn't lost.

It is hard to say really. Will this positively or negatively effect here career? Will she be the same fun loving girl or will she be angry bitter and depressed?
 

talloola

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Why does anyone care at all what happens to people like her, or any so-called celebrities.
There are so many real quality people in the world, and CNN and FOX and us pay so much
attention to these people who are so vain, so rich, and so full of nonsense.
Why are people attracted to them, any of them.
I can understand it when they step forward and do something usefull with some of their
money, eg. world causes, but other than that, they do nothing but flaunt around, take drugs,
spend money on useless things, and suck so many people in, to thinking there is something good
about them.
Give me a break.
 

shadowshiv

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It is hard to say really. Will this positively or negatively effect here career? Will she be the same fun loving girl or will she be angry bitter and depressed?

She can always visit Maury Pouvich if she becomes angry, bitter, or depressed.;-)
 

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If she is there long enough maybe her buddy Nicole Ritchie can keep her company. They could share a cell.
Hey that could be their next reality show. A Simple Cell
 

shadowshiv

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Nicole Richie is too busy celebrating the fact that Paris Hilton is going back to jail. Remember, they hate each other now.:lol:
 

s243a

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If she is there long enough maybe her buddy Nicole Ritchie can keep her company. They could share a cell.
Hey that could be their next reality show. A Simple Cell

I wonder if that would bring them closer together.....:la: