So you'd be happy if they started offing pervert preists, Nascar? The Catholic church sure wouldn't. Old Pope Benny has spent a lot of his career protecting them after all.
This really has nothing to do with kids though. The article doesn't mention kids one way or the other and it doesn't discuss the design or the required age for admission.
What has you freaking out is that it's about sex. Not just sex, either, but people liking sex. People having sex. People having sex in more than one position and for reasons having nothing to do with procreation. You're freaked about it James.
You have been brainwashed into believing that sex is dirty and wrong and immoral and now you found out that people are doing it and you can't stop them and you're pissed off.
By the way, You should watch
this