Yes you are, admitting that is your first step in the healing process.
same old broken record :lol:
October 21 - The End is Near
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Wasn't that the title of Mel Gibson's last movie as a director? Before his meltdown I mean.
Maybe it's like moose. Plural and singular are the same.
Jesus is coming Look Busy. The end time is always just around the corner, so you
still have plenty of time to sign up for soul saving. People have made predictions a
lot of them actually and each group goes away mumbling about some magic number
they got wrong. This is as old as time itself and the real price is to sign up and be saved
and then contribute to the collection plate continuously until death, and that is the real end
time Death itself.
Look its a bird its a plane God, he is faster than Superman.
still have plenty of time to sign up for soul saving. People have made predictions a
lot of them actually and each group goes away mumbling about some magic number
they got wrong. This is as old as time itself and the real price is to sign up and be saved
and then contribute to the collection plate continuously until death, and that is the real end
time Death itself.
Look its a bird its a plane God, he is faster than Superman.
Nope. Try 3000 years. The same as all religious people.
Just depends.
I wonder what god thinks about people who worry about personal hygene while they are about to be destroyed by fire and brimstone? It's not like you'll be refused entry because you've soiled your pants. Nobody has to be the least bit worried about going to heaven covered in ****.It's addressed in the manual.
Party on!
Oh c'mon now. No self respecting woman wants risk showing up wearing the same thing as everyone else!
Had an end of the world party the last time the world was supposed to end. It isn't as fun doing it twice in a year, but I'll take any excuse to party. It's a Friday too.
Winter Solstice 2012 is going to be crazy though. See you all there
Winter Solstice 2012 is going to be crazy though. See you all there
"end of the world" needs clarification, will it be a local event? are there options other than death by burning pitch? can we use air miles? is there reserved seating? what about cancellations?
CDNBear; said:
LOL. Your mind must be on drugs (yet again) if you think I referred to myself in the third person.
JOHNNY RIVERS- " JESUS IS A SOUL MAN " - YouTube
Based on Scripture, many Christian faiths believe and teach about a future, end-times event when all true believers who are still alive before the end of the world will be taken from the earth by God into heaven. The term describing this event is "the Rapture." Although the term "rapture" is not found in the Bible, the theory is firmly based on Scripture. Those who accept the Rapture theory believe that all non-believers on the earth at the time will be left behind for the tribulation period. Most Bible scholars agree the tribulation period will last for seven years, the final seven years of this age, until Christ returns to set up his earthly kingdom during the Millennium.
Until I read this thread, I had never heard of "The Rapture". Just thought you would all be "dying" to know - the date has been changed. It's now supposed to happen tomorrow.
Now how's that for being the Devil's Advocate???? :smile:
Until I read this thread, I had never heard of "The Rapture". Just thought you would all be "dying" to know - the date has been changed. It's now supposed to happen tomorrow.
This computer quote says that true believers are being taken during The Rapture. The rest have to wait for the tribulation period. What if, you believe you are a true believer but Christ doesn't agree with you? Maybe The Rapture happened and we are still here!!!! Maybe we are going through the Tribulation period.
Now how's that for being the Devil's Advocate???? :smile:
Not quite. When it does happen you'll know because it will be huge news. "Worldwide disappearances" by the millions upon millions. Unfortunately, all the Universalists, Mormons, Jehovah Witnesses and other fake Christians will cast doubt on all of you by saying "We're Christian and we're still here, so there must be another explanation." Which of course will play into the hands of those who will choose not to believe "aliens got 'em"(for example). However, scripture says that this will also be the time of the biggest harvest of souls ever in the history of earth because millions of others will seek the truth. They're going to get their heads cut off (interestingly enough the main execution method of sharia law) for professing Jesus Christ, while everyone else will gleefully worships the anti-Christ(he will be attractive and will declare world peace).
There's far more to the scenario for me to describe here, like the False Prophet who will be the advocate for the anti-Christ(with signs and wonders), the mark of the beast, and the anti-Christ himself declaring war on Israel half way through the 7 year tribulation.
It's certainly not going to happen tomorrow. In fact, Harold Camping's false predictions fulfill end-time prophecy.
If it does happen in our lifetime, don't believe anyone who declares himself God, do not accept the mark, and most importantly ask Jesus Christ to forgive your sins and fill your life with the Holy Spirit - and run for the wilderness!!!
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Cool story, bro. Has all the makings of a B Zombie movie from the 50's.
:lol: If you change your mind after the fact, my home has supplies you can use to move into the bush - feel free.