Obligation of the church

Ludlow

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Here, I highlighted your original statements... numbnuts.




Would you like me to put you back on ignore so you don't have to worry about me calling on your stupidity and bullshyte?
You're an idiot Pudney. And obviously don't have a clue how churches get financed. You're probably the most ignorant Canadian I've met. Put me on ignore freak because quite honestly you are nauseating.

Those Mega churches who suck multi millions from their members should sell their private jets and Rolls Royces and pay for everyones funeral.
 

gerryh

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You're an idiot Pudney. And obviously don't have a clue how churches get financed. You're probably the most ignorant Canadian I've met. Put me on ignore freak because quite honestly you are nauseating.

Those Mega churches who suck multi millions from their members should sell their private jets and Rolls Royces and pay for everyones funeral.


You made the comment...especially Catholics must tithe 10% of their income to the Church. You have just been proven wrong. Why is it you can't admit when you are wrong?
 

Ludlow

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You made the comment...especially Catholics must tithe 10% of their income to the Church. You have just been proven wrong. Why is it you can't admit when you are wrong?
Shut it Pudney you can't reverse the roles and wiggle out of your stupidity. Best talk about something you know about dummy.

You obviously do not tithe as suggested by the bible your religion calls the word of god. No funeral for your ignorant azz by your church unless you pay them dummy.

Fact of the matter is with all the atrocities she and her offspring are responsible for the ultra rich harlot should buy everyone a new home as well. How's that set with ye Pudney? :).
 

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I have a quick question for the Reverend LudLow. Since donations to the Church are tax exempt that $10k comes off the taxable income at the end of the year so in real terms they get a portion of that money back. How much is returned in your example?

You obviously do not tithe as suggested by the bible your religion calls the word of god. No funeral for your ignorant azz by your church unless you pay them dummy.
CP should chip in enough for a cheap cremation, why not just leave you body to science and then nobody has to deal with the funeral except for the getting drunk part.

The ones that do donate 10% would be the ones who get service at 3AM.
The Bible has it that a poor woman donating a penny was a bigger donation than most rich people make when based on % of total income
 

Ludlow

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I have a quick question for the Reverend LudLow. Since donations to the Church are tax exempt that $10k comes off the taxable income at the end of the year so in real terms they get a portion of that money back. How much is returned in your example?


CP should chip in enough for a cheap cremation, why not just leave you body to science and then nobody has to deal with the funeral except for the getting drunk part.

The ones that do donate 10% would be the ones who get service at 3AM.
The Bible has it that a poor woman donating a penny was a bigger donation than most rich people make when based on % of total income
I'm a heathen Megaloon Which means I do not believe in the Abrahamic god. Therefore I pay no tithing to support con artists. I will say this though. The church should also pay for your pills.
 

MHz

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Perhaps you use a political part or a local club to get that sense of belonging. Bars are a place where some people like to leave some money, perhaps that is more in line with your version of 'being with like minded people'.
The verse you requested.

Joh:12:42:
Nevertheless among the chief rulers also many believed on him;
but because of the Pharisees they did not confess him,
lest they should be put out of the synagogue:
 

Ludlow

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Perhaps you use a political part or a local club to get that sense of belonging. Bars are a place where some people like to leave some money, perhaps that is more in line with your version of 'being with like minded people'.
The verse you requested.

Joh:12:42:
Nevertheless among the chief rulers also many believed on him;
but because of the Pharisees they did not confess him,
lest they should be put out of the synagogue:
Yeah that's a nice one Megaloon thanks
 

petros

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Shut it Pudney you can't reverse the roles and wiggle out of your stupidity. Best talk about something you know about dummy.

You obviously do not tithe as suggested by the bible your religion calls the word of god. No funeral for your ignorant azz by your church unless you pay them dummy.

Fact of the matter is with all the atrocities she and her offspring are responsible for the ultra rich harlot should buy everyone a new home as well. How's that set with ye Pudney? :).

You f-cked up and opened your yap about something you have no clue about.

Am I going to Hell because I've never tossed anything larger than a $50 bill (usually $20) in the basket?

That is big bucks compared to some who toss in pocket change because all they can afford is pocket change.
 

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Here's the fukkin deal. Now we know that even though you pay into social security all your life youu'll only get 255 bucks to put toward the cost of your demise. Now we know that some people are church meembers for almost all of their lives especiallly Catholics and Mormons. During that time they give 10% of their income. Mooney payed in on a weekly basis. Say a family makes 100K a year. That's 10 grand a year for the church. Maybe that family belonged to that church for 30 years. That's 300 grand the church squeezed out of one family. Knowing that social security at least feels obligated to put 255 bucks, which is bullshyt, then the church should feel obligated to pay the entire cost of a members funeral to relieve the burden of the grieving family. Just my opinion if you don't like it tough shyt.

Parasites.
 

Ludlow

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You f-cked up and opened your yap about something you have no clue about.

Am I going to Hell because I've never tossed anything larger than a $50 bill (usually $20) in the basket?

That is big bucks compared to some who toss in pocket change because all they can afford is pocket change.
There is no hell. they should pay for your funeral. You missed the point entirely
 

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Ludlow

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Why should they pay for my funeral even if 10% tithing is bullsh-t?
Not according to your founder Saul and the old testament. But you believe what you want this is my opinion. As far as I'm concerned their fortune should be liquidated and distributed to all those who support her. That's what I believe. If you don't like it, too bad.

That goes for those Mormon nuts as well, and all the other con artists.
 

petros

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What the f-ck are you babbling about now and how the f-ck does this relate to funerals?

If you want a nice funeral, pay for it yourself.